Geordie Ahmed

That would be awful like f*** that You're right, in my hatred for Pardew I didn't realise how it would affect us

A Palace winner now would be glorious

Awful that

Lush assist from Messi, canny finish

Yep, that's a goal, nee goal line technology

Looked over for me in real time

We all know both Manquillo and Joselu will start, then do shite as we lose 2-0 All rests on Merino starting and trying to drag us through

He's shite BUT it's Rafa's fault he keeps picking him

I'm wondering if Joselu stood still for the entire game whether Rafa would still pick him for the next match

This is where I'm at, a double relegation would be amazing which is why I think they will find a way out of it.

Celtic lead after 1 minute

Simply saying the bid has reportedly been submitted, no mention of an acceptance or the likelihood of it.

Please accept it you fat mess

I'm no fan of Dummett but I'd pick him over Manquillo every day of the week, though I'd pick Mbemba over both of them

Yep, the time they spent and were ready to wrap his arm I thought he was seriously injured BUT he's seemingly fine

Hart should do better? Or is that being overly harsh?

2-0 Watford, they were all over them this half so deservedly extended their lead

Wow, class from Gomes

Mitro to start, do nowt and never been seen again.

Murphy clearly isn't ready, either that's due to ability or a massive lack of confidence, perhaps a bit of both. I don't think he's being helped in that he is getting a small number of minutes and that too when we are trying to win or get back level in a match. I hope he does make it here BUT it's not been a great start.

Class header, terrible defending

Get in

Great ball from Shelvey, shit touch from Gayle

Was that offside?

Ayoze being weak as piss cost us there