Geordie Ahmed

Is there any reason we will get an overdraft rather than the fat mess using a small part of his obscene wealth?

What's the highest points total in The Championship?

If he stays it's only cos Rafa is happy to keep him, I suppose I can understand why Rafa doesn't mind him. Rafa will control the football side of things and will let the thumb deal with printing, laminating and shredding

Your average rating is 5.8 and no-one got below a 4. That's pretty impressive for a team full of expensive players that got relegated. Plus he gave Colback a 7, should be sectioned for that

So Keys reckons that Everton should not go for Rafa cos he has hardly won anything (despite listing a number of things he has won) BUT then suggests Mark Hughes instead, makes sense

Easily Coloccini

I hope he stays, I like him BUT he does need to stop with the play acting I think all things considered (age, new league, moron manager for the most part) he has had a decent season, it was foolish of those in charge to rely on him If he stays he will easily do well in The Championship, let's not forget Shola found that league a breeze and this lad has much more to his game

Not sure why BUT I don't hate him I hope he stays because long term under Rafa I'm confident he can be a consistently top player for us

Wanted Bradford to win as it would be a potential away game for next season

That was me Bench Boost worked unlike my triple captain Martial from a few weeks ago

Exactly, loads of people thought Carroll was awful and had no chance of making it Mitrovic has at least scored goals in the Premier League and had chances to score a few more I have no doubts he will score goals in The Championship BUT I don't want us to rely on him, need to get at the least a proven goalscorer in and have Mitrovic with Armstrong as support

He will have a hat-trick so will be happy BUT then will cry when he finds out Suarez has the pichichi

Needs to stay and be made captain

Mitrovic will be find in The Championship, he will get more chances to score so his finishing/confidence should improve

Saw him driving a Bentley tonight, no word of a lie, he drove towards the Sainsburys, stopped and then turned back towards Chicken Cottage. That small bit of driving epitomised him as a footballer

He knew we were going to be used as an advertising vehicle didn't he?

I've got little time for John Hall, made a stupid amount of money from us. Dislike him, sold us to the devil and that can't be forgiven

Recently bought a house, lifted the carpets and found this, right man indeed. Bellends the lot of them http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160511/276b4eb4eef935d35e2748c13f0b318d.jpg

Game over, hello Championship A relief in a weird way

If Sunderland lose then I fully expect us to lose or draw, would be too good to be true for us to win this

Every away team winning so far, apart from us

Get in Matic Howay, let's do our part now

arrrrgggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Horrible feeling, just want this over and done with

Hope Atletico can get the win