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Demarai Gray back to Birmingham He's still in his 20s somehow

Aye

We basically need someone who can replicate Murphy's form from this season but every season rather than just a purple patch Hopefully Elanga is that - Murph will still have a big part to play

And Brentford have signed a random Dutchie for £17mil

Him and Tim Cahill for me

Absolutely tragic news. Struggling to comprehend that RIP

Is it 2013 again?

fella is 28 and just got relegated from the football league with Carlisle. Odd one

Get the bath running

Are Frankfurt still pricing Ekitike out of a move?

I'm pretty sure there's a story when we used to train at Maiden Castle where the players would finish training and just be sharing the changing room with general public So one day two lads had just finished playing badminston and there was Ginola sitting next to them having a smoke

They signed NDong from France for a record deal and he was dreadful

Hopefully goes the same way as their last record signing from France

My favourite thing about Woodman was that he lived here for about 6 years before realising Newcastle had a beach

Probably wouldn't have wanted to come back to be fair to him, even if he would play the same role for us as he will at Liverpool

Southampton always manage to make money despite terrible PL seasons. Sulemana has scored 3 goals for them in 3 years