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Don't mention the war

The ball to Villa was nearly perfect. Not that I agree that he's had a bad game, but you can hardly call him 'gash'

Not bad players to bring off the bench, Silva and Torres

wtf Pedro

Villa

Carlossssssssssssssssss

Boro have signed the former-Charlton captain Bailey

He won't pass the medical

Laurent Koscielny to Arsenal now confirmed

Seems to be the perfect Ashley signing Young, English and with a sell on value

Game on

Hopefully he'll be exactly the same as Pancrate... bang one in off the crossbar on his competitive debut

Goal of the tournament

Ukranian defender at Barcelona has returned to Shakhtar. I can't spell his name.

He only scored something like 2 goals in his time here, and one was a penalty IIRC. No point in keeping a striker who can't score at reserve level

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11694_6246591,00.html James McFadden

Who will replace Van der Wiel at RB for Holland?

Training kit looks nice

Happy Birthday!

http://www.cmjornal.xl.pt/detalhe/noticias/sport/benfica/newcastle-disposto-a-roubar-roberto No idea, what this says but its in Portuguese and mentions a goalkeeper, Newcastle and Derek Llambias. Any Portuguese speakers? EDIT: Looks like he's just joined Benfica. Not sure if we were interested or not

Surprised at that. I didn't expect him to move to a different Portuguese club, thought he would go to Spain.

Carl Cort 05/07/2000 Craig Bellamy 25/06/2001 Robbie Elliott 02/07/2001 Hugo Viana 22/06/2002 Lee Bowyer 01/07/2003 James Milner 02/07/2004 Scott Parker 15/06/2005 Craig Moore 01/07/2005 Mark Viduka 07/06/2007 Joey Barton 14/06/2007 David Rozehnal 29/06/2007 Geremi 03/07/2007 Jonas Gutierrez 02/07/2008 Sebastien Bassong 01/07/2008 Bassong definitely wasn't the 1st of July. He played in a pre-season friendly before he signed, so it must have been later, and also signed way after Jonas

Max Johnson's joined Inverness

He scored a great goal against the mackems for us in the 4-1 win. Hope he doesn't go there