joeyt

Scored a hattrick in a game 2 weeks ago, if you believe wiki. He might be playing upfront though. Still impressive. Needs a haircut though

Where did you read that? SMB by chance? http://www.setanta.com//uk/Articles/Football/2009/02/03/Prem-Sbragia-on-Ben-Haim-deal/gnid-38514/

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/7548/harisvukish9.jpg Club must know Michael Owen isn't staying

What if its in Slovenian?

Apparently Ben Haim rejected us for Sunderland

Would rather Saylor than Ferdinand

16. Born on my birthday

Every single photo of him, he seems to be pulling a funny face

VUCKIC!!!

Is in the youth squad for the game tomorrow

will have something to complain about

I am glad Joe didn't try to say "Obafemi" otherwise we'd have another disgruntled, unsettled player on our hands. Obladee, Oblado, Obuymeanotherbottleofwhiskeyplease.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/2325794/Newcastle-United-link-with-Andrei-Arshavin.html

Cos its Arsenal and in London?

Nile Ranger is now friends with Haris Vučkič. Someone add Vuckic on Facebook, to see if he's as cool as Nile (if that's possible) (I don't have the balls too btw)

Could be a blessing to be honest. Get some injured players back and bed in the newer signings. Aye. Jonas will not be suspended either. But he'll be suspended for a harder game

Harps must get the No. 1 shirt next season

He's not prepared to listen to any head-turning offers from AC Milan or Liverpool bless his loyal soul. He's too young for AC Milan

Where was Jeremiah on Sunday?

I bet he's "good in the dressing room"

On Sunday, Enrique and Gutierrez did really well by getting the ball off a Sunderland player, Enrique passed it to Butt. I was expecting him to aim for Duff, Carroll or Shola but he played an impossible ball to Gutierrez which went straight out for a throw-in

The wonderful world of Newcastle United

Enrique will/should start. Was really good against sunderland

Boooo