joeyt

We've got a better version of Cabaye

Fulham have made a €10m offer to Wolfsburg for right-back Kevin Mbabu.

What's for tea?

There goes Luke Edwards, I must remember to thank him

Some interesting maths there

Sometimes you still have to pinch yourself when you see our name in tweets like this

Dominik Szoboszlai being linked with Sociedad and Marseille. Thought he was meant to be the next big thing

"Exuberant diatribes" Please don't ever introduce this fella to our 'do you appreciate a good shit' thread. We can't bring him down to our level

Has there been any talk of a relegation release clause? Although I guess this would be his second relegation and no one triggered it last time

Be interesting if we ever do play with Burn and Botman together Two right footed centre backs has been quite common but can't remember two lefties playing together at centre back before.

Fernandinho has gone

the state of that pen

We didn't play deep at all in that game

We made them dreadful and have speedy attackers that didn't get a sniff

We did this fine against arsenal

Oh I didn't know that, thought it was Edwards. Fair enough

He got the Pope deal before anyone else

Ornstein is the man

Second most famous person from Slough

Strange

habemus papam

Didn;t you claim ITK and say we were signing Saka?