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He's been good for England

And the Eveton manager's cousin is on their payroll

Tbf it did look like Richarlison rolled his ankle which would hurt, but it was proper boy who cried wolf

Nah

Ward Prowse again

Another free kick goal for Ward Prowse

2-0 Brighton Disallowed

I think he gets his head and body too far over the ball so it looks like he's digging the ball out behind him, a bit like a golfer wedging it. But it works great so it's not a criticism just an observation

Bruno's shinpads off to clap the fans is going to be the new Rafa glasses in the pocket

Don't know if it's just me but the technique he uses when he side foots a long/medium range pass with the inside of the foot makes it look like he's proper scuffed it, but it's always bang on the money

Thought he was fine today

Women's football

Bruno... is there anything he can't do?

You should tell us you hate ASM more

Can still catch Man Utd

Hope we don't regret that Longstaff miss

Scrappy game but we've made our chances count. We were struggling to pass it round with any zip at the start (feel as though the pitch was slow and we looked leggy) but played some nice stuff as the game went on Longstaff the only real negative

Wilson started that day

Would prefer Joelinton up front than ASM

Tavares is box office. He can't control his legs

Disappointed Ben White didn't do a Martin Keown on him

hahaha

Ronaldo's been brilliant so far

Had no idea about the bomb threat. Was just a Bob Mortimer joke about his massive heed