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Didn't have Rob Elliot as the manager type but he's doing a cracking job with Gateshead

Imagine getting angry that Carsley isn't going to be singing the anthem tonight

Remember when ManDoon stacked it in front of him

The clip of him facing that Norwich defender and he just puts it through his legs and gets round the other side Madly talented and loveable

His turn of pace from a standing start with the ball at his feet was really deceptive

Pessimistic Nut for me like

Just seen Optimistic Nut has deleted his profile, what's happened there? Really enjoyed reading his posts

James Montgomery too

Loads of ex mackems on that list

Feel the apology should go to the poor lad first

I'm sure nearly all Prem clubs will be after Gomes this winter He won't be in the French league for much longer now he's been called up by England

I also have a vague memory of Haris Vuckic hitting the bar from about 30 yards at Anfield but not sure if I just dreamt it

Miley hitting the bar on his debut against Chelsea away would have been a good one.

Jonjo Shelvey hit the bar from the half way line against Sheff Wed I think

Knew you'd have tickets for that. I'm delighted it's not at SJP as I'd have to choose between the two of them too

No idea how ten Haag is still in a job

Apart from Solanke they haven't really got an out and out centre forwards anyway Ange seems to like having loads of attackers who are best on the wing but he can stick up front (Son, Richarlison, Werner, Kulusevski)

Keepers always leave the warmup earlier than the outfield players

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Not sure if serious