Jill

With Angle's old-school theme so we can sing RYAN .. TAYLOR ... RYAN .. TAYLOR along with it.

It'd be mint if he played.

Knew I should've tried to tap up Lovenkrands when I was in the lift with him one time.

It was meant to be reverse psychology so the poor lad could have a goal. Perchy's my new unlikely hero.

£1 each Perchinho anytime Toon 4-3 Swindon, Stevenage, Charlton, Ipswich, Hull, Leeds

Awful, I wish him all the best.

Mildly amusing, but please no banner.

Kill it with fire.

£1 each on Cabaye anytime and Ba to score 2 or more

Boro, Southampton, Reading, Crawley, Tranmere - £2

Damn, now it seems like I copied.

£1 on WBA 2-4 NUFC, dunno why, just wanted to waste a quid.

What a plum.

3-0, Ba will get a couple.

Grammatically it wasn't great and it pissed me off that he kept starting paragraphs with 'that's not to say' but I got through it I was more concerned by the title. Dramatically nonsensical? Yeah, the title bears no relation to the article. Their titles are always shit like. Always when I see what lyric they're coming out with each time.

£1 Colo anytime Get on Williamson then.

Mental win, well played. I would've been happy if I'd won £18 from an accumulator yesterday.

Paddy Power

I agree, although in theory they should mean a chance to actually enjoy the weekend without the football ruining it.

£1.50 - Huddersfield Stevenage MK Dons Brighton Southampton West Ham

Bit of depth which is good, as said though hopefully he won't be too involved in the first team.

Big Shols

Breakfast done, heading out soon but still not sure where.

Extremely nervous. Will be until the final whistle, probably.