We always used to pile into my mate's house to play that. Would hate having to go to the toilet or anything cos everyone would mess with your team and you'd come back to find keepers up front etc.
Setting nicknames so they'd play keepers upfront of their own accord.
You know it.
One tiny thing I miss with season ticket cards is the little number by the turnstiles saying what ticket number it was, and the accompanying worry if I'd only brought one out with me that I'd have the wrong one somehow.