Jill

Pardew's browsing this forum, I reckon.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Shola Ameobi.

I blame Mike.

And Pancrate.

Reet howay let's do this shizzle.

I can just about cope with the radio until they go off on a tangent talking about rugby or random shit.

Leon Breast

I wonder if we'd do better if I drank taboo instead of mango vodka.

So typical when we started well. Not to worry, we can get back into it.

First time I'd heard Jonas get a mention in a while there.

I concur

Williamson giving Goodwillie a tug.

Sounds like a good start.

Wish I was going to this. Technically I still could but can't really afford it.

£1 Santon anytime £1 Williamson anytime

What he said.

So amused by this.

Looked so gleeful.

He really was tonight.

Unreal, absolutely brilliant stuff. Really deserved it as well.

I can't believe you sold me out, Jill. Standards are slipping, man.

Mike doing US dates in the match thread now?

Football is broken.