Jill

Jeff Stelling gave it the full title and then said " I guarantee that's the last time you ever hear that on Soccer Saturday"

I had a bit of warning about that banner as we had a few lads round before the game and they mentioned it. One of them was someone who's worked at the club but don't know who'd told him about it. Not the best wording in the world like, but better than nowt. Didn't really hang around for long after. Sang a couple of songs but then headed to the pub. Fair play to those who stayed.

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£1 e/w on Enrique to score first.

Not bad bar Harewood, would prefer to see Ranger, though he could obviously be very useful off the bench as long as he's given longer than 2 minutes. Hope Guthrie has a good game, been really disappointed with him this season, he definitely has more to offer.

I wouldn't go as far as 'forgiven', but I'd be less likely to want to chop his cock off.

I'm actually really looking forward to the match. Fuck knows why, every other time I do after about 8 minutes I'm sat there thinking " ".

£2 on Pilko to score first and NOFC to win 8-0 @ 5/2. Good value I'd say. Pilko to score first? Might as well bet on Smith and Jonas to grab hattricks FFS. So crazy it might just.. nah. Peterborough -8 v NOFC is where my money's going.

Also £2 on 2-0 to us. What odds can I get for the NOFC match?

Quid on: FA Cup Matches Notts County v Bradford Notts County @ 1.66 FA Cup Matches Huddersfield v Dagenham & Red Huddersfield @ 1.57 Coca Cola C'ship Matches Nottm Forest v Bristol City Draw @ 3.30 Premier League Matches Blackburn v Portsmouth Blackburn @ 2.00 Premier League Matches Man City v Burnley Man City @ 1.28 There will be more, but no idea what just yet.

Already been rejected then Josh No. I AM her boyfriend. Just run with this for me Jill... Doubt she would want to have to carry a yellow pages to get in eye line with you Oh and, erm, hi.

Make the most of it, if we go up we'll disappear off the TV for another season. I doubt that like. f***ing hate Monday night games. It's an extension of the weekend and makes monday at work more bearable...Tuesday's generally a shitter though, nobody enjoys being hungover on a Tuesday. It sets me up all wrong for the week, I hate doing things on Monday nights. I like to relax and enjoy the fact that I've made it through Monday. Tuesdays are my least favourite day anyway so + hangover = :no: Don't stop drinking till Wednesday then. I'm all for it, not sure my boss would be.

Make the most of it, if we go up we'll disappear off the TV for another season. I doubt that like. Fucking hate Monday night games. It's an extension of the weekend and makes monday at work more bearable...Tuesday's generally a shitter though, nobody enjoys being hungover on a Tuesday. It sets me up all wrong for the week, I hate doing things on Monday nights. I like to relax and enjoy the fact that I've made it through Monday. Tuesdays are my least favourite day anyway so + hangover = :no:

Make the most of it, if we go up we'll disappear off the TV for another season. I doubt that like. Fucking hate Monday night games.

Spot on.

Well I know 2 people who are going that don't usually and only one regular who isn't going. So based on the assumption that the world revolves around me - yes.

What a fucking dildo.

So roll up, roll up & put your name to something that the MD of company trying to flog you the "@" is telling you nobody is going use. Aye, but his restaurant IS actually at Claridges. In what way is Sports Direct @ St. James' Park? Have they thought this through, even for five minutes? Have you thought this comment through? Literally every single thing I read about this entire scenario makes it more and more ridiculous. Which I did not think possible, on initially hearing the news. My point is: it's either incredibly stupid... or a work of absolute genius. When I was watching that Paranormal Activity, and the psychic was banging on about how demons torment someone purely for malicious kicks, I thought: this could be about Mike Ashley. Alarmingly accurate.

So roll up, roll up & put your name to something that the MD of company trying to flog you the "@" is telling you nobody is going use. Aye, but his restaurant IS actually at Claridges. In what way is Sports Direct @ St. James' Park? Have they thought this through, even for five minutes? Have you thought this comment through? Literally every single thing I read about this entire scenario makes it more and more ridiculous. Which I did not think possible, on initially hearing the news. My point is: it's either incredibly stupid... or a work of absolute genius.

So roll up, roll up & put your name to something that the MD of company trying to flog you the "@" is telling you nobody is going use. Aye, but his restaurant IS actually at Claridges. In what way is Sports Direct @ St. James' Park? Have they thought this through, even for five minutes? Have you thought this comment through? Literally every single thing I read about this entire scenario makes it more and more ridiculous. Which I did not think possible, on initially hearing the news.

I'll probably do something. Dunno what like. I'm monitoring the craic.

They'll just be stitched my some random old women like the Shreddies advert with the added embarrassment of falling apart at crucial times, so we're all sat half-naked in the stadium ready to be raped even more by Ashley.

What an absolutely horrendously shit name. :lol: I don't think they could've physically made it any more pathetic if they'd tried! CuntssorryCath.

That really confused me for a second, as I thought I'd opened the Alan Smith thread.

I practically shit myself every time he goes in for a tackle.