Jill

PM sent. He's adorable.

I've never heard him speak.

FYP. Aye, fair play. You have boobies. I LOL'd.

FYP. Aye, fair play.

'Houghton' is getting right on my nerves too like.

Pretty much this. My respect for Hughton has increased a lot this season but that's more due to how he's just got on with it rather than any amazing display of management on his part.

Think he'll have a canny season in this league like.

Woopee!

What a fucking shit day, bugger all has happened so I've had to do WORK instead of just pressing F5 all day. Bastard bollocks.

I thought the same at first, but we're in the Championship and have no players, so I'll take pretty much anyone tbh.

I never really think of us as the Magpies so I always just assume it's County rather than us.

This is going to interfere with my sneaking on here during the afternoon if I have to go through page after page of bollocks rumours.

Please keep the thread title suitably updated so I can see at a glance whether we've signed anyone when I sneak on at work..

Aye this rain wants to fuck off like, or I'll be turning up in a poncho.

No chance. Aye I think you're right like. Couple of quid on Ranger to score in 90 mins / Newcastle to win.

That fucking bench man.

I'm gonna say..... he's full of shit.

Fiver on us and Lillestrom to win, returns £20ish.

You think that after all this time trying to sell, being top after a couple of weeks of the season is going to change his mind? What time trying to sell? Asking for a price at which nobody's interested isn't a serious attempt at selling in my book. Of course this B.S. group from America might not turn out to be a flying pig, we'll see. if you're selling a house, do you drastically cut the asking price if you haven't sold it after 2 months? Flawless analogy. I wish they would! When are all you twats who bought houses you couldn't afford believing that you'd be able to charge rents that no-one else could afford going to bite the bullet and sell me your house for peanuts? Come on I'm waiting here!! Tell me which area you want and I'll sell you a house for peanuts. I want a proper warehouse conversion in Manchester city centre or a nice big flat in an old house somewhere along Oxford/Wilmslow Road, something with some actual character. Oh and I want to pay jack for it so that I can flog it to some goldfish-memoried twat in a couple of years and make an absolute killing. What you got that fits the bill? Dunno, I'll check my database tomorrow. Repossession, so it'll be cheap as piss.

You think that after all this time trying to sell, being top after a couple of weeks of the season is going to change his mind? What time trying to sell? Asking for a price at which nobody's interested isn't a serious attempt at selling in my book. Of course this B.S. group from America might not turn out to be a flying pig, we'll see. if you're selling a house, do you drastically cut the asking price if you haven't sold it after 2 months? Flawless analogy. I wish they would! When are all you twats who bought houses you couldn't afford believing that you'd be able to charge rents that no-one else could afford going to bite the bullet and sell me your house for peanuts? Come on I'm waiting here!! Tell me which area you want and I'll sell you a house for peanuts.

No. I was fucking foaming at losing a quid the other day because Cardiff got beat, so I dread to think how I'd react at losing all my money when it invariably went tits up.

Had to cut my Everton celebration short when St Johnstone equalised v Hearts. Edit.. Ajax 1-0 up. Well that had a predictably terrible return. Stuck a fiver on the Vienna game to end in a draw with 84 minutes played and the score at 1-1. Bound to be ruined by another late goal. Now into stoppage time....

Excellent strike that.

Had to cut my Everton celebration short when St Johnstone equalised v Hearts. Edit.. Ajax 1-0 up.