Jill

I nearly puked in my mouth. l My captain.

Thank fuck for that.

Crashing the forum is one way to stop the in-game moaning.

Whatever you were doing, go back and do it again.

Great start, fans sounding strong too.

Not a handball cos he was just wrestling instead.

Well I've had a perfectly pleasant family day so.... over to you, NUFC.

Merry Christmas and thanks for you all keeping me updated on Newcastle craic so I don't have to find it elsewhere x

Only positive about the frustration of throwing away the lead is that I had cleaning to do and I'm much better at it when I'm angry. That first half was brilliant though.

I am not having as much fun this half.

Love the Gordon that's turned up today.

I saw 1 magpie and 2 pigeons frolicking together. More injuries incoming.

Big phew.

Can't bear this.

Anticipating a cracker of a match cos I turned down a ticket today. It's too late on a work night. Howay the fuckin' lads.

My feelings about Eddie are like being at the stage in a relationship where it's still salvageable but if nothing changes it'll topple over into disdain and resentment.

Vile performance, completely toothless throughout and entirely in keeping with a lot of our efforts this season.

Bruno being a true captain and trying to haul us out of this.

Honestly man.

This is rank to watch, as expected.

Elanga will come good today.

Can we change out of that hateful green kit at half time.

I woke up with this in my head this morning Wissa Wissa Wissa Wissa Wissa Wissa Wissa Wissa Wissa Wissa Wissa Wissa WOLTEMADE Help.

Genuinely thought that was going to be another generational cock up at the end. Dashed straight for the bus as if I was smuggling the 3 points out in my pocket.

Got a mate's ST for this. It's all setting up nicely for a shitshow as I've got a week off work and I'm in a jubilant mood.