Jill

The epitome of an Uncle Fuckwit at a wedding. I may or may not now have the South Park 'shut your fucking face uncle fucker' in my head now.

He's gone dotty.

Second time in a matter of weeks I've celebrated a Man United goal. I need a very hot bath.

At a wedding next weekend and suddenly have a horrible feeling I'm going to see someone doing the Pardew dance. Murder on the dancefloor.

Happy to jump ship for a bit of Pokal action.

That's great.

This waiting, man. Good thing NUFC aren't often associated with disaster....

I was on a train when we played Juventus and had asked my friend to keep me updated. Got a text and shouted out that we'd scored, then a few seconds later got another saying "Griffin" and announced to everyone that it was a false alarm and she should at least make it believable.

Buying him a bottle of gin.

I also remember that as being a huge game, but I think that was in part due to them beating us down there and their fans being an absolute nightmare afterwards.

Ah man. Went to bed last night thinking he was okay.

Precisely what I came to say.

Thought it was Pav all over again. Hope he gets well soon.

Almost everyone thought Leicester would slip up until around March to be fair. Lawro does pretty well in predictions. I would like to see what our tables would look like based on the predictions thread but nobody is going to put that shit together. Came to say the exact same thing. I didn't have faith in Leicester until like February or something. Altamullan..

Indeed :clap: Aye, what these chaps said. I've enjoyed this league.

Argh.

The Geordies winning.

Fistpumps.

Just fuck Newcastle and fuck football and aserrgffhhhhhhhh I've got an aneurysm. Hiyaaaa Forest.

My mate's at the Man U game. Just texted to ask us what's going on.

Ugh. Great interview but I just don't trust fucking Charnley not to balls it up.

I know that picture isn't the most flattering. But f*** me, you must have low standards You should see my wife Charming. The french bimpy Bimpé

http://i67.tinypic.com/axzdk2.png

We'd better fucking not win now like.

I'm.. kind of over it already. My mackem colleague is being very kind about it. I've just reminded her we had a bet where we each thought our team would go down and the other would stay up. She owes me chocolate.