Jill

Gameweek 34 Norwich 1-1 Sunderland Everton 0-1 Southampton Man Utd 2-0 Aston Villa Newcastle 1-2 Swansea West Brom 1-1 Watford Chelsea 1-1 Man City Bournemouth 1-3 Liverpool Leicester 2-0 West Ham Arsenal 2-0 Crystal Palace Stoke 0-1 Spurs Newcastle 0-3 Man City West Ham 0-0 Watford Liverpool 2-1 Everton Man Utd 2-0 Crystal Palace Arsenal 2-1 West Brom

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Gameweek 33 West Ham 1-2 Arsenal Aston Villa 0-1 Bournemouth Crystal Palace 2-2 Norwich Southampton 3-0 Newcastle Swansea 0-2 Chelsea Watford 1-2 Everton Man City 3-1 West Brom Sunderland 0-2 Leicester Liverpool 2-1 Stoke Spurs 1-1 Man Utd Crystal Palace 0-0 Everton

Wor lad's just met Tim Krul at Barcelona airport.

Only going as it is a new ground I've not yet visited to tick off. You could've went when they were playing someone decent.

Just been watching there too, fucking embarrassing. Not a single shit was given in a B&W shirt. Fuck those lot, I'm out.

Fuck you, I was going to say that.

Actually our chances of embarrassing ourselves at rebuilt Wembley for the first time have increased dramatically too. Aye great cheers pal. http://www.dorkatorium.co.uk/pictures/cliff.jpg

So bizarre, I was at a non-league match this afternoon and popped into a pub to catch the last few minutes of our match, walked in just as they scored the winner and felt absolutely nothing. In fact, I laughed a bit. I hate that this is what it's come to but honestly, so little emotion about our impending relegation.

Bang on.

Hat-trick first home game, à la Shola.

Because you live on planet soft cunt.

I now have an overwhelming urge to try and drop this into a conversation tomorrow. "Lovely Sunday dinner Mam, but the roasties are as elusive as an eel covered in vaseline"

Heard from a few that weren't far behind them but don't think they knew them.

That depends on whether you wipe standing up or sitting down.

Pleased I'm not watching this. Sounds like we are fucked.

1-0 win.

Think we will win but I'm not confident enough to either put a bet on or watch it. Going to hide at West Allotment v Jarra Roofing.

West Ham, Fulham, Hull & Burton.

Just walked past Steven Taylor, looking extremely orange, on Grey Street.

Ugh, those are some of the least likeable USWNT players as well.

Ugh.

I mean I love a bit of maths porn but it seems a massive stretch to suggest that seeing "7-3" on the back of a football shirt = stay in school.

Even before you start on the abortion of a message, "thousands of inboxes" gives me great