Jill

I'm not accepting fat or virgin but I will admit to being spotty as fuck.

Half tempted to go.

When you turn up with a flag it might be worth just saying straight away that you'll not have it out to block their view for the match but you may need a hand to get it under the seat quickly, may help start off on the right foot.

Anyone fancy the Heaton Stan match today? I'm a Jilly nee mates. The FA Cup is there.

Hungover, spent a fortune, shite match but at least it's only Saturday.

Hope you had a good trip anyway! Aye class, was sweating me arse off on the tube mind. Needed a sharp injection of Cornish pasty and Pepsi max to bring me round!

Shite. Nice to see Greg and AliGupter though. 11:17 train back surprisingly well behaved so far.

SPIELTAG! I'm childishly excited.

Like that.

Pleased for him. He's already stepped up, so I really hope this will help him continue developing into a crucial player for us.

Really looking forward to this now. First away game since May 2014, which feels so recent I could've almost sworn it was in 2015.

Gone for 9.

Gameweek 1 Hull 0-1 Leicester Burnley 1-1 Swansea Crystal Palace 1-1 West Brom Everton 2-3 Spurs Middlesbrough 1-2 Stoke Southampton 2-0 Watford Man City 3-0 Sunderland Bournemouth 0-2 Man Utd Arsenal 1-0 Liverpool Chelsea 2-1 West Ham Newcastle 2-0 Huddersfield

Same.

Hertha BSC winning 1-0 against Brondby.

I would've been tempted by the Huddersfield match but I'm going to Fulham so leaving it at that for now.

I will warn you all I don't have the best away record. I've seen us win away... twice? Few draws though.

My mate was at the Cambridge game last night and said he didn't think Villa were particularly impressive and that he doesn't think we have too much to worry about if they're one of our main contenders.

I reckon they like to hold cups to their ear against the wall and listen to each other.

Going to this. Feel free to stalk me if you see me.

Huss Army!

If Hibs get through their qualifier they will meet Hertha BSC.

Such a sad read that from Le Saux, but very interesting.

Mostly I will remember him for a few last minute winners in 2013.