Jill

Looks like some old sad cunt I'd give 20p to outside Tesco. What a disgusting old bellend.

Fucking hell Beren I've just vommed in my mouth. Banhammer pls.

Eeee shut up I keep forgetting that.

Just seen the score. Bastards, there was no such excitement when I saw NYRB last year. Actually just seen a photo. Maybe there was excitement after all. Caffeine is great.

Someone must record the Dave Yourself rap. I demand it.

I implore someone. His balls are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's semen on his pants already, Pards' spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks smug and ready to drop bombs, But the team keep on ignoring what he wrote down, The whole crowd goes so loud He rocks a move, but the win won't come out He's choking how, everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality. Oh, there goes gravity Oh, there goes Alan, he choked The fucking cunt You're a father of two, Dave.

I implore someone.

Just seen the score. Bastards, there was no such excitement when I saw NYRB last year.

Some of the better pens I've seen in a shootout for ages.

Calm as you like.

:lol: WTF was that?

Dortmund

Fret Astaire :lol: Can't breathe.

Still nowt each in the Jorman cup.

Getting your hopes up for death, the old minger will be off shagging something.

Can Kasper do some sort of reverse gif editing pisstake with that Pardew dance? I feel it needs to be sent up somehow, N-O style.

The epitome of an Uncle Fuckwit at a wedding. I may or may not now have the South Park 'shut your fucking face uncle fucker' in my head now.

He's gone dotty.

Second time in a matter of weeks I've celebrated a Man United goal. I need a very hot bath.

At a wedding next weekend and suddenly have a horrible feeling I'm going to see someone doing the Pardew dance. Murder on the dancefloor.

Happy to jump ship for a bit of Pokal action.

That's great.

This waiting, man. Good thing NUFC aren't often associated with disaster....

I was on a train when we played Juventus and had asked my friend to keep me updated. Got a text and shouted out that we'd scored, then a few seconds later got another saying "Griffin" and announced to everyone that it was a false alarm and she should at least make it believable.