Jill

Predictable.

I feel exactly the same and unfortunately I've passed this horrible curse onto my 11 year old son who attends his first derby today Well he'd better be wearing his lucky socks.

Been awake since half 5, long bloody morning this.

I'll play. Just kidding, wouldn't want to embarrass you all.

Morpeth going to Wembley

Morpeth have the 2nd leg of their FA Vase semi final at home today, against Bowers & Pitsea. It was 2-2 in the 1st leg. If they get through it'll be Hereford or Salisbury (1-0 1st leg) in the final. Howay the 'peth.

There's my next Halloween mask sorted, that's sinister.

So nervous already.

Usually take the Monday off after a derby but couldn't this time and the only other person who will be in on my team is a mackem.

That second half was a valiant effort by South Shields like. Can't believe how many chances they had and got nowt.

Was a canny game. First time I'd been to South Shields' ground.

Wake me up when it's over.

Frustrating.

Unsure if I'm looking forward to this or dreading it. I think it's a bit of both.

Gameweek 31 Everton 1-2 Arsenal Chelsea 1-0 West Ham Crystal Palace 1-3 Leicester Watford 1-1 Stoke West Brom 0-0 Norwich Swansea 2-0 Aston Villa Newcastle 1-1 Sunderland Southampton 2-3 Liverpool Man City 1-1 Man Utd Spurs 3-1 Bournemouth

Got a spare ticket for South Shields v North Shields on Tuesday if anyone wants it? Fiver. May negotiate down to the price of a pint.

I'd forgotten he existed. Again.

Hull, Fulham, Barnsley & Burton.

Oh yeah, this happened.

Hope you gremmed in his face and set him on fire. Upvote for "gremmed" which I haven't heard for years.

Really pleased with this appointment but I keep feeling like we are like a plane coming in to land that has passed the safe "go around" level and is doomed. Aside from that I'm proper positive.

Lose 2-0, soz like.

Class.

Lunch break over.