Jill

So pleased we stepped it up after that awful opening 15 or so. Obertan & Colback are pissing me off though, just not good enough.

Gaah.

This is the first time I've watched us this season. Shall I switch it off in case it's my fault we're dreadful?

The sooner this is over, the sooner I can go to the pub.

Alright then. Not much in my account so a sad 75p E/W.

Two friends at the Hertha BSC v Werder Bremen game tonight. Jealous. I have two friends.

Non-Newcastle for me was probably Owen's v Argentina. Must have been the peak of my international interest as I've never been quite as bothered about England since we got knocked out of that tournament.

That was my first bet in months as well.

Yes.

I'll have £2 E/W on Jonny Cavigan as well then. Also £2.50 on Rooney to score 2 on Saturday. For Saturday: QPR, Middlesbrough, Sheffield United, Cambridge & Wycombe - £2

Rooney will probably find his form and bag a couple.

Gameweek 3 Man Utd 2-0 Newcastle Crystal Palace 1-1 Aston Villa Leicester 1-2 Spurs Norwich 0-1 Stoke Sunderland 0-1 Swansea West Ham 2-1 Bournemouth West Brom 0-2 Chelsea Everton 1-2 Man City Watford 1-1 Southampton Arsenal 2-1 Liverpool

Honourable mention to Solano's penalty v the mackems as I was in the home end so me and my friend went and had a silent scream in the toilets at half time. Those feels.

Good collection. I'd add Shearer's equaliser against Everton - you know the one where he volleyed in a high dropping ball from 25 yards. I was in a pub and scared the life out of some kids, I shouted so loud. That goal defines the feeling of "celebrating from the moment he swung his foot". No way it was ever going to miss.

Actually Shearer v Spurs in the FA Cup semi (MARIC!) is a runner up.

Live: Tiote v Arsenal. Went batshit mental then ended up clapping my hands over my ears like an autistic child just watching everyone go crackers. TV: Bellamy v Feyenoord. My mam's living room has never recovered.

Just watching MOTD now. The defending.

Sorry but that statue is terrible.

Think that Watford West Brom result has saved my week.

my local nonleaguers, expecting a decent crowd today I think, 250ish. You going? I get the impression they're excited since I mentioned them in a tweet and they RT'd within about 2 seconds.

I'm going to support Heaton Stannington in the FA Cup today. Dizzy heights.

Can't remember what I got but the Arsenal XI is a bit easier than Liverpool.

http://www.sporcle.com/games/Freddie/football-league-xis-liverpool Shite on this one, 139/209.

202/209 on the Man U one.