Jill

Gameweek 11 Chelsea 1-1 Liverpool Crystal Palace 0-2 Man Utd Man City 3-1 Norwich Newcastle 1-1 Stoke Swansea 1-2 Arsenal Watford 0-1 West Ham West Brom 0-0 Leicester Everton 1-0 Sunderland Southampton 2-1 Bournemouth Spurs 2-0 Aston Villa

I've had a shite year, I can't bring myself to give the same vexation to this result as I usually would.

I feel like I'm going to remember him in this derby but I've no idea whether that's going to be for a good or bad reason.

Just have two. I'm on a diet. I had a banana to keep me going. Now I'm just bored.

Trying not to have my breakfast too early as it has to last me a long time but I'm starving.

I'd like to say I'm awake early with nerves or excitement but I'm just shite at sleeping! Going to be a looonnnnng morning.

You've been on the Disco biscuits.

I don't, I enjoy Northern League matches.

Dreading this now. Well, I was already, but even more so now.

He's on the bench.

http://www.dorkatorium.co.uk/pictures/waltzer2.jpg Too lazy to give him legs and put a mackem shirt on the bairn.

Clearly going to have this in my head the rest of the day.

Sam's trackie bottoms make that image perfect.

Gameweek 10 Aston Villa 1-2 Swansea Leicester 2-2 Crystal Palace Norwich 1-1 West Brom Stoke 2-0 Watford West Ham 1-2 Chelsea Arsenal 3-1 Everton Sunderland 1-1 Newcastle Bournemouth 0-1 Spurs Man Utd 0-0 Man City Liverpool 2-1 Southampton

I was also knackered by the 0-0s yesterday amongst other bad results. Only had a couple of quid left so today I have: £1 Newcastle 1-0 50p Missed penalty 50p Own goal scored

Used to like him at Everton, he reminds me of a time where I just couldn't get enough football. RIP.

A baby

I agree, but I've always wondered how much of that is down to me becoming old and miserable.

Didn't Karelse stay for absolutely ages because he was good for morale or some shit?

Criiiinge.

Burnley, Middlesbrough, Reading, Coventry & Walsall - £3

Good on Jonas.

Going to be a bit weird watching the match in town but not going to it.

No, I don't want us to get relegated, though I think it's inevitable. +what Midds said on the first page.

What's John Karelse doing these days?