Jill

I was in that Morrisons on Sunday as it's my local one. It was a very nice effort.

Our friend who cancelled at the same time as us (just before the end of the season) renewed the other day. I've not spoken to him to ask about loyalty points but he'd have only had one or two anyway. They did say they'd take the £150 he'd already paid in direct debits before cancelling from the price though.

Good goals. I'm determined not to get too attached to him though.

I want one of those dotty hairdos as a hat or some socks.

I smashed up my friend's bedroom where we were watching it. Fuck knows why we were in there and not watching on her bigger living room telly. Knew it was in the moment he swung for it.

Silvio Maric's defining moment.

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I think it should definitely be retired now. Amazed that it's been a year already.

I've had an absolutely horrendous day but this has made everything better. Well played sir.

I'd start babbling about how we have the same birthday. And I'd also feel obliged to mention that Kevin Nolan shares it too. Then I'd probably die of shame.

I'm happy to attend for timekeeping/scorekeeping/crap photos etc.

Really happy with this signing.

Totally forgot about this.

Should run out WWE-style and start clotheslining everyone.

Aw come on man. Those balls are hideous.

Hilarious.

Shame for them, what a heartbreaking way to go out.

£4.07 on Germany Women to qualify

The idea of doing what's being discussed sounds horrendously boring to me. Like Neil said it depends how you view gambling - personally I prefer having a £5 bet here and there that might return £30 and pay for a night out, rather than devoting half of my life to making a profit.

Hope he isn't easily distracted. Knowing that your teacher used to do anything vaguely interesting was a guaranteed way to derail any lesson with a constant stream of questions.

Cheers lasses.

A hopeful £2.55 on England women.

Absolutely.

US believing their own hype and haven't turned up at all this tournament. Can't help hoping they really screw it up, they've been lucky so far. Watching US coverage and they seemed to be having a laugh over potentially beating China so an upset would be hilarious. If they progress (probably) Germany could dick on them.

Good result. Canny goals, especially the second.