Super Duper Branko Strupar

I hope he's able to get a season in without injury and scores a few. He deserves it imo for the servant he's been here in good times and bad. You just know he'll be huge behind the scenes as well so even though his time here is done on the pitch he'll be tough to replace as a person. One of the best to ever pull on that number 9 to give him his dues. Better than 1 in 2 before this season.

They cant. It'd be the end of VAR.

Easily better.

Did you put that bet on Stockport to go up at the beginning of the season @Optimistic Nut?

We're 100% absolutely not interested in Jack Grealish.

We need them to be invested in the club and the city. Everyone else here supports Newcastle United, and whoever the custodians of the club are at any one point takes that forward. They don't rebrand it and make it something else. We don't need that what so ever. Because then it's gone, and all we're left with is the vacuous shite.

Ben Sherman shirts always seem to come with massive lugs.

Uncle Mikky will be diddling some kiddies toneet.

They're called the big 6 because of their incomes. Which generally translated to those 6 with the biggest wage bills filling the top 6 spots in recent years. Obviously that's not the case re league position in the past 3 years or so.

Over 130 years of professional football in this country and only since VAR has been introduced have such incidents been deemed offside.

That second half was odd, I'm not sure what was going on. Can only think we looked to defend against a toothless ten and hit them on the break, but our break was piss poor. So they just kept coming back. Meekly. Anyway, job done. Score a goal or two and don't concede and you'll add 3 points to your total. Win ugly and you're laughing and all that.

Before he left Arsenal I thought Nketiah had something about him and given the chance had the potential to be a good goal scorer. He doesnt.

I'll wank you silly if we win.

4 from 4, please.

We're lucky these are shite. Criminal they're so high up in the league. Jackson not being in the pitch made absolutely no difference to them. He's terrible.

Get in Sven

Madueke is tripe

Maresca is quite clearly a nonce, like.

Aaaahahaha. Shit fucking cunts

Muller has been a very intelligent footballer for a long time. To call him bad is unfair.

They've done an incredible job tbf. With not the greatest 11 or squad either. I haven't seen them enough to understand how they've done it, but I'm sure Emery deserves a huge amount of credit.

Oh joy. More AI images of stuff.

Fulham 2-1 Everton Ipswich 1-2 Brentford Southampton 0-3 Man City Wolves 1-1 Brighton Bournemouth 2-2 Villa Newcastle 2-1 Chelsea Man United 2-0 West Ham Forest 2-0 Leicester Spurs 1-1 Palace Liverpool 3-1 Arsenal