Super Duper Branko Strupar

Worst team we've played in months. They're decent around the edge of our box but have made it really easy for us. Aye.

Do love a Wilson shove, like.

If Leeds aren;t attacking then they dont really know what they should be doing...

Fucking Gayle on free kicks, man.

Schar's a classy cunt, like.

Score when you want. You can score when you waaant. We're Newcastle United, so just score when you want.

Urgh... Yay?

They're filling gaps. Its what you tell someone when you dont really have anything to tell them. Doesnt mean nothing has happened, could potentially happen, will happen... It's not a Netflix series. People asking for updates of whoever they can every day or week. I dont understand what people are expecting too hear from these people.

Nice one SG.

Looks like he spends his Friday nights drinking cheap cider in the park with 16 year olds. Curiously has an expensive looking bike though also has a sofa and loads of dog turds in his front yard.

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/steve-bruce-newcastle-united-stay-19694169 If all that is true, which it has every chance of being, they dont expect any changes this season. Maybe even this year.

It would seem the current club hierarchy have no expectations for it to be done this season. Think today's developments make that abundantly clear. Joy

Ah man. Awful.

I really hope whoever that bunch is that they are now enjoying getting pummelled every week. Shelvey and Ritchie to name but two. If that's true, Ritchie wants to re-evaluate. Rafa got him playing to his strengths and avoided his weaknesses. Now he's got a manager who plays him at left back but neglects to teach him to perhaps check over your shoulder for players coming in behind you so you dont get beat at the back post every time like a little mug.

That started off so well. Then Cascarino started talking. Complete load of shit from him, as per usual. We know the ownership is bad. But why does that mean Bruce is exempt from criticism? It’s a fucking joke how much the media trip over themselves to make excuses for him. Aye, Sawyer sounded keen to have a go at the footballl, tactics and decisions that stem from the manager, then he comes on and makes out Bruce to be the victim. We're all well aware how bad working under Ashley is, but that doesnt mean the manager doesnt have to fucking do anything. Any number of managers could come in and maybe research the opposition, work on some plans and tactics during the week. Build on a team week on week with a goal in mind of how we're going to play, where players are meant to be playing, how it all fits together... This cunt does absolutely fuck all but say "come on lads" and stand there and watch. Mindlessly changing the team and formation each week in the sheer hope somehow it works this time. But nah, Tony. Bruce cant do anything. He should get out to save himself, not us. Typical clueless dinosaurs.

Geet in

It's absolutely fucking mental he's still here.

It's utter insanity

We'd have undoubtedly finished considerably higher last year if Rafa was manager. Every team bar Liverpool last year was either poor or trash. Bruce matched Rafa's best because we didn't need to be anywhere near as good. We were awful.

Fuuucking hell.

There it is.

They literally dont want to have to go back to the dressing room.

Get in Carragher.