Super Duper Branko Strupar

Best player off, youngster on. Give him some mins eh?

Shelvey raises his arms in exasperation for no reason what so ever then decides to just wander back.

And Bruce straight to Harry Ramsden's. Who says Bruce can't be decisive?! He did it his way. With the Coke freestyle machine aye.

Do we have to play the next 10 minutes? Can we not just agree to all go home?

Dog's do take after their owners.

Carroll's erratic swing beaten to by Barkley's ambitious stretching back heel

Get out to them maybe? No one gives a shit.

I'd be very surprised if Sky are getting this wrong. She very purposefully explained the reason why it wasnt looked at. Because she''d been told exactly why it wasnt looked at I'd confidently imagine. Regardless of the if he was level or behind argument, Sky have just categorically said the offside rule has changed and it's now not offside when the ball is played. That's never been a thing.

That explanation of why it's not offside is absolutely fucking insane. So they've just changed the entire offside rule now? Just for giggles, or what? I dont understand.

Yous have just casually wandered in to space every time. It's fucking astonishing. Not breaking a sweat.

Lovely.

It's desperate, man. Such a shame seeing Schar play like this because he's always been a nice player to watch capable of some real quality and intelligence. Not that I blame him one jot, mind.

Schar really couldnt be arsed challenging.

:lol: Revolutionary instructions! This is what Mum's shouted when I was playing 5 a side as a 12 year old.

Brucie's Right Back Is Always Right

Geordies are never shy about letting a manager know what they think but I haven't heard any boos in their home games this season so he must be doing something right. - Paul Merson He said that? Not surprised. FFS

Let me just analyse this. All done. Just need to put it though the descrambler Christ, It was right there in front of us all along.

Yes. And the club's nowhere near being sold, so there's nowt in it. Careful. You'll get jumped on by the Karens.

https://www.newcastle-online.org/forum/index.php?topic=75996.50 https://www.newcastle-online.org/forum/index.php?topic=98340.0 https://www.newcastle-online.org/forum/index.php?topic=99822.19300

His face just cracks me up

Robbie Savage is the myth busting antithesis to the notion that if you work hard and have talent you'll deservedly do well. He's the best argument for a NLW.

Not to mention an absolutely gash footballer who stole a career following his fucking dad around.

He's one of the lads that runs the foodbank. So aye, well placed to know the ins and outs of multimillion pound takeovers and legal disputes.

Mint.