Super Duper Branko Strupar

Oof, Jay Murphz

Fabi wants a goal

Ah shit, what horrible news. True legend.

Tripps and Schar killing them

Geehi?

Bye bye Palace

Lush that

What a goal Jacob Murphy

Whenever I've watched it it's been aahful

Has James offed this cunt yet?

If ever a thread had taken a bad turn

Might be? There's an agenda item for a partnership with Ginsters

Put the glue down James

Proper shan all his mates are just grassing him up. Like him telling them about it forced them to use it. It's not like he was getting commission.

Certainly has a nice smile.

He means "position"

True.

There's no need for Rice and Phillips, imo. Bellingham is easily box to box enough, and has the ability, to support Rice when needed. Phillips' place would be much better suited to a more creative centre midfielder. Or another up and down midfielder (a la wor Sean). Time for him to get creative in CM now Henderson is done. Gallagher isnt cutting it and Mount the same.

Going to be a bit of struggle when Kane starts to wane. Watkins is decent and so is Toney, but theyre no Kane. Behind them I'm not aware of any up and coming strikers.

Gazza rubbing his gums and wiping his nose like he's just had some toot.

Italian defenders running like theyve had a toe cut off for not paying their gambling debts.

Just when I thought I couldnt hate that programme any more.