Super Duper Branko Strupar

Suddenly, I wake with a start on the sofa. The room is filled with a cold stench of scotch and tobacco.... the usual. I turn to find the note left purposefully on the arm. It was her writing, the envelope smelled of her perfume. She gets everywhere.

Who, Krul? Mignolet Or both

Who, Krul?

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I hope Hughton's got Tiote in a fucking cage this week and feeding him on scraps of raw meet and chucking cold water over him while he sleeps. Take him out on Sunday and watch him fuck Cattermole up!

You have to credit Holloway. He's got some poor footballers playing some tidy stuff at times

Horrific camera angle for the Spuds game here

Aye, but I'm sure you get my point. Neither Simpson nor Perch can defend

Ryan Taylor must be wondering what he has to do to get a start. A shit James Perch, an unfit Danny Simpson, goals, assists, going round and kissing Nolan's and Carroll's arse after the Range Rover incident...

Some of our home fans

We are the Geordie...

That Kevin Nolan's a good player like

Shock

Nolan is so fucking rotund, man.

Hmmmmmm

Howay lads!

City wanted him. Bad. I can only imagine United have matched (or at least come close to) the personal terms he would have earnt there. Oh aye, of that there is no question, but would even Rooney do something like that? Walk out on a club and fans that have supported him and developed him and provided so much success to go to their city rivals for more money? I don't think even Rooney is that big of a cunt. He'd have been threatened and chased for a lot of years had he done. And it would paint him in a horrible image nationally. I don't ever think he was going to go there.

Surely everyone saw this coming a mile off? Realistically, after that tantrum and the way it came out, who was realistically going to buy him?

I just thought it was a drastic under statement and a way to have a go at ITV. Totally forgot that this game is on Channel 5!

On commenting on highlights of the Napoli - Liverpool game Jim Rosenthal - "Unfortunately there was a bit of crowd trouble before the game"

Looks like he's going to grow metal claws from his knuckles

Decent comments from glass legs, actually. A couple of days before he's due to play against us.... was always expecting it tbf

Does anyone know what was sprayed on the garage?

Not when we have fuck all through the middle!