Super Duper Branko Strupar

Rights

Didn't Wes Brown retire from International football?

Horrendous!

go crazy? DONT MIND IF I DO! http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ZNNijWnQGZd3GM:http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b395/cherry_pizza/simpsons/cap012.jpg&t=1

I can't have this still be angry at Cole, like. He was an absolute hero to me and I bubbled as a bairn when he left. Aye he went to Utd and sang at us but that's long gone. When its all said and done he helped establish us as top team in English football and inspired fans to believe we could be big time again. It was absolutely amazing watching that guy.

Does it make anyone else slightly well up to hear Andy Cole (A previous great Newcastle goalscoring AC) talk about us and Carroll being "a great Newcastle number 9 for years to come"?

"Have I seen Carroll in the shower? No, but me missus says its this big"

It was a definite red. He was pulling on him for a bit before he went down and it was a deliberate pull back to stop Ranger getting past and in towards goal. Whoever it was coming over from the centre would never have caught him. Red card by the letter of the law.

Disco's a floppy cock

Are you actually Craig Revel Horwood in real life?!

Is that true?

He's a different man from last year. He's bigger, stronger, quicker, more explsove. A massive change. He looks confident in himself and settled probably for the first time in his career.

Win. I can't see them scoring with our back 4 on this form. 2-0 to us.

Absolutely amazing result! What a team peformance. Assured, organised, disciplined, mature. One of the best back 4s I've seen at Newcastle. Simpson is getting better and better. Perch may have been a poor buy but in terms of providing competition it was inspired! We ran all day long, forced them out wide where they were putting in crosses we were always going to win. Tiote is an absolute gem. Champions league! Imagine what we can do with a better home form and this grit and determination away. Fucking ecstatic!

What a tune that was!

This interviewer has one massive straw up Gerrard's arse here

My Colo t-shirt from CultZero's arrived today. Bloody marvellous.

Don't be so lazy. Read

suderland ticket office? been changed today apparently. you couldnt make it up. ;D It was changed a while ago apparently. Still quality though

This isn't a scrappy 2-1 with a toe poke freekick though, this is the biggest win in years. Already said I understand that it's a different kind of win in all aspects. But still don't think it's necessary. Just what Dan says really, it's going to happen with an owner like Ashley to make an extra few quid. I'd prefer it was brought out from the club rather than just SportsDirect. At least then we'd get the money from it re-invested in the club. As it is its all going to be for Fat Fuckers coffers

Not with a name like 'Pricedoutoftoon' while he enjoys boxes at Newcastle AND Mackem games. Fucking poor kid never stood a chance really. Was always going to be a prized cunt.

Heard he was due to sign for Red Star in Paris. Just searched and that's the latest story I could find on him

4-3 at home against Man Utd. I haven't laughed as hard as I did when Keane took a swing at Shearer

Jermaine Jenas vs Chelsea, 2003 in the Asia cup