Super Duper Branko Strupar

SUCK MY PLUMS YOU DIRSTY SHIT WIGAN SCUM

Naaaaaaaah thanks.

I just hope Pardew makes a resolution not to fuck someone's bird. Or if he must, he fucks Ashley's. Lets see the fat cunt worm his way out of that one

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The 1 hour argument me and me Dad have had with me brother, listening to him say Ashley is one of the best things to happen to our club and we should stop moaning and get behind him... I have never heard such fucking tripe from anyone in my entire life, and he shares chromosomes with me and is usually canny clued up.

City are shit. They have a few good forwards and they'll score goals. We shouldn't be downhearted. Fuck it. We'll lose worse than this. We didn't deserve to lose 3-1. Terrible first 5 mins but it won't happen all the time. Onwards to the next game.

That joke in the Royle Family tonight was great. Mary at a fancy dress party with people thinking she was Desmond Tutu when she went as SWP. Fucking brilliant!

Slow? Poor? Sorry but that's simply not true. He's been great for us until the injury. Aye....... and how long has he been out injured for?

The sky's the limit, ey. Obviously you could replace pretty much everyone, but i'd like to see if that would make us a league winning side, i think it would fwiw No. No it would not. Replace Van Persie with Teddy Sheringham.

Nar, had him here when he was genuinely class, don't want him when he's slow and poor and mates wiv 'Arry.

Pep Guardiola. He make-a de world, go round.

You what?!

What a shit week. 0 points, 0 players to play

Foster for GK for me. He's been absolutely peppered at times and stood firm

Fucking Sky, ffs

I've heard that Chris Hughton is a decent coach

Liverpool are Uber-Gash

Benitez is struggling at Inter... Ciao Bella Sammy

Agreed, we need Jonas running at and skinning Carr at every oppourtunity. He should be able to get past him at will. Cut inside or get to their byline. Based on what? He couldn't even get the better of James Perch. Don't exaggerate even my mom could get past Perch ffs. But Jonas couldn't, as I just said. I understand your lack of confidence in Jonas. He can do it, he doesn't, but he can. And we need him to.

So Long you fat smug twat!

This is my new obsession!

As long as we keep pressure ont heir defence this is very winnable. I know they are known for their defence but have been dodgy past couple of games. Keep the pressure up as much as possible and we'll win it. They were horrendous against Wolves! Jonas needs to step up and get down the left.

Bull. Ish.

This still hasn't sank in yet, it doesn't feel real. I hope to high hell this is just one bad Shrooms trip

He will because he likes crawling up Ashleys arse. Journalism is still a joke profession. Sky Sports isn't journalism. Its like ITV or Fox News, its just bullshit.