Ishmael

Can I bet on him not signing anywhere?

I've got an idea. Let's fly him straight to Newcastle and avoid London.

£6.7m eh? QPR match it and West Ham offer an extra 500k.

3-0 win, 3 goals for Cisse, 3 assists for Debuchy.

Pardlol

I would and cancel just before the medical

I'd rather we won the game fair and square tbh. We need that confidence. An early 7 goals and preferably a sending off for Reading in the last minute too.

Haha yeah, we were just testing the theory with the N'gog bid.

coherent sentences

Someone get this man a job.

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"NUFC transfer rumours not in the press" title update please

Urgh, why'd you change the SJP image to one polluted with Sports Direct signs? tut tut

Cheeky fuckers.

Rumour is M'Vila isn't interested in Quiet Possibly Relegated. I assume he believes he can get the same level of pay at another (better) club that they could offer.

And what was that Loïc? Quality players? Impressive stadium? http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumblarge_36/1136074666I8f6JV.jpg And false promises about other players who actually aren't interested. *cough* M'Vila *cough*

I see Demba Ba's mere presence is putting the final nails into that quivering wreck, Torres.

Now I might be adding 2 plus 2 and getting 3 plus 1 in a Monaco account under my dog's name, but I'm hoping for some wheeler dealer involvement.

01 Green 05 Ferdinand 06 Hill 15 Onuoha 21 Ben-Haim 04 Derry 07 Park Ji-sung 32 Faurlin 09 Cisse 12 Mackie 37 Bothroyd Riddled with stars.

http://www.nufc.co.uk/javaImages/e1/3a/0,,10278~11287265,00.gif Is there something we don't know? Explains it.

If Jonas is on the wing the plane will just fly circles?

Just long enough for Redknapp and his hoards of agents to offer him double and bring him to QPR.

Old quotes? Probably? I mean the quotes seemed to be circling before the QPR medical was reported as definitely happening by SKY.

He's going to have a heart attack reading this post. He will then fall over and break his hip.

OH FUCK YEAH!