Ishmael

and look how that turned out

Loaded with porn stars, no doubt.

Monkey Tennis?

To ensure that there is a sufficient number of rest days between games.

No fucking around from kanu.

Hang him for treason.

We should go for Catts like.

Some grim looking face is that slag video.

Yeah, no idea why anyone in the media would link Everton to a transfer involving a fee.

bants

I'd send one back ending on PAY UP POMPY.

All about the fee. When that's settled, it won't take much time before he signs. You seem pretty convinced agreeing personal terms won't be an issue. I'm not so sure. He may try to use the interest from Inter in his advantage, but I reckon he's set on signing for us. He'll probably want around what Cabaye earns (pure assumption), and I can't see us denying him that. He says that he shouldn't command that great a fee because he is a defender. You'd hope that thought would translate across to his basic wage as well.

Standard set for an abroad national, no? Would expect our press posing similar questions to Joe Cole last season.

Rumor is that Mike wants Debuchy to share part of Cabayes wage. That's on top of sharing a parking space at the training ground as well as boots, shin pads, training gear and toiletries. The latter is non-negotiable (allegedly).

How easy will it be to cancel ESPN? And do you have to cancel prior to the final 31 days in order to avoid being charged?

Great interview; some challenging questions met with honest open answers. Looks like we've got ourselves a keeper. Mustn't be a fan of goat curry.

Must not get too excited in light of the Sidibe development. Must not get too excited...

Schteve, is that you?

Butland making a few solid saves. FUCKING AWESOME

This game has made me angry.

Razor

Why is he emphasising going to ITV to do 'live football'? Seems like a random dig at the beeb. It's probably over pay tbh. Can't believe Hansen was on 2M a year until 2011. What the fuck?

... almost as bitter as me.

Bright so fucking bitter