Ishmael

Gardner ran past an entire empty stand on his way off

What the hell, give him a goal.

Thanks. aaaaand back to disliking them.

Everton are our rivals though.

He's no Leighton Baines in that respect.

Not exactly - is it? Get your point though. Carry on.

Has 2 assists this season I can remember.

8. Everton in 7th are 12 behind. Surely it's 4?

It's utter bollocks.

This works on many levels

So, we're all Liverpool fans for the day. All clear on that? http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01799/dalglish_1799754c.jpg

Front of The Times' sport tomorrow: "Police investigate United's Bebé move"

nwoat Get well soon.

Yep.

"Team In 'Finish Higher Than Other Team Whilst Having 3 Month Headstart' Shocker" Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=691457#ixzz1rw5BcaVM

Looked and couldn't spot him.

Only just read his Debuchy comments. God I love this man

Possibly worthy of its own thread: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2128425/Fulham-12-hens-training-ground-cut-costs.html

Game Podcast pointed out that all you'd need to do in order to replicate Carr is watch a bit of European football. Sort of agree.

Unless, what if he was told to act that way and was therefore not acting like himself? Hmmm, who knows? Semantics ftw.

Nah, it has a use, but it's encompasses more than the surface definitions. Basically, when you say it to someone you are implying to the person that they must try and put on a particular version of themselves that is perceived (by you/them/whoever) as being the best version of themselves for that situation. I was being mischievous/myself... Heh.

Ben Arfa>>>>>>>>Lennon Unless you want to play a really boring flat-width-English game.

We all act differently in certain situations, but inherently we are being ourselves... Sheesh.

Erm, surely he is, by default, being himself.

If I didn't know who it was, I'd assume it was an excerpt from an exciting new BBC comedy pilot. Would recommend it as a life after football...