Ishmael

Like a fucking boss

Ball playing full-back - never thought we'd have one

Haha, 'pelting balls to Emile Heskey' is outstanding prose

Good news for En-ger-land. Don't see any substantial reasoning behind reducing the ban; he deserved 3 games.

Maybe the referee let those 'infringements' go unpunished because he realized that Suarez is a diver. Boy who cried wolf etc.

Basel basically gave Manchester Red a goal there, yeah?

Rooney needs to get out and fuck a Granny or something... He has to find a way of getting his form back in time for the knock-out stages of Euros.

Krul>De Gayer ∴ Krul>£20m

Referee in taking his time to make a decision shocker.

Wouldn't wish such a horrible injury on anyone.

I would welcome Kadar into the first team, assuming he's as good as he was in his CCC appearances. I would gladly take him over Perch at CB any day. Good news about his squad number.

Back to 4-4. Liverplool goal disallowed due to Dalglish or Suarez or both of 'em.

Dalglish

Suarez is such a disgrace, it's actually amusing.

Liverploooooool

Suarez

Sammy <8

Sunderloooooooooool

Haaaaar

I agree that he isn't getting enough of the ball. It's something the entire side needs to work on.

If only we were allowed 5 subs...

Chelsea defended him well today. Still early days on his return.

Pardew made the right changes today. Pretty obvious.

This is a good spell for us. Midfield really clicking.

Cannot see what Pardew has done drastically wrong here?