Ishmael

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They managed to pass it sideways into our net six times. This. I'd be far happy with old Brentdan in charge than 'Pards'. I know that I'd be far happier with Liverpool's squad than ours. I know that.

Liverpool should play a 4-6 formation to cater for all the sideways passing Blobfish enjoys.

Some utter dross in this Japan side. So unfair on Honda, Kagawa and a couple of others.

Oscar :clap: :clap:

Magnificent stadium this. Just sort the pitch, eh.

Shearer and Savage I'm off.

Neymar with a Busquets of tumbles. What a cunt. That foul no worse than about 10 of the Brazilian fouls from earlier. On Neymar, who does a forward roll = yellow.

That was an excellent delivery by Neymar. You can see the immense quality in him, just doesn't use it frequently.

Is Marcello crying?

Another driving run by Honda.

Haha, thought Hulk had thunderbastarded that in.

Kiyotake is stinking up Japan's right wing.

Another Dani Alves foul and the referee has a "word". Bet he's got another 9 lives before he gets a yellow. He'll get a yellow.

Referee doing a good job at picking out these Brazilian fouls, but he has to drop a yellow card sooner rather than later or else they'll just keep on fouling. Alves has made 2/3 in the last 5 minutes

Simple cross on there for Neymar, but he'd rarther try a trick.

Loving some of this Japanese possession play. Reckon they'll get at least one goal today.

Really good flowing move that from Japan.

Commentary fixed.

It's a good 2/3 seconds ahead of play.

Stunning shinner.

Is the stadium noise 2/3 seconds ahead of the play or are Brazilian fans capable of seeing 2/3 seconds into the future?

Pitch looks shit.

Not good enough for where we want to be. Never shirked his duties. Had some good runs of form. Had some horrendous games. All the best, Mike.