Ishmael

6 memorable wins over a 100 year period? Impressive. RATTLED

Suarez was not called a racist. The ban was for racially provocative use of language.

Bent

Definitely

Tit for tat, innit. That comment should be enough to rile more than a few Barcelona types.

13.48 More from ITV, who basically asks Mourinho "u ok, hun?", saying he looked sad at Real Madrid: 13.46 Someone from ITV asks a question about marriage and love. It's a football metaphor, I think. Made me laugh. Fair play Telegraph guy.

Football fans are fickle idiots, tbf. Myself, you and everyone here (well most) included. Would be boring otherwise.

Aren't many non-hipster footballer left.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/competitions/premier-league/10086273/Premier-League-2013-14-what-wont-happen-next-season.html

Greatness is defined by winning, so greatest team ever not to win something sounds right.

Must be, but Jo has been scoring for fun in 2013, so I think that's the only reason. Bringing and in-form guy rather than bringing in someone by name like Pato or someone who hasn't scored that much like Diego Costa. Against the local teams in one of your bat-shit crazy competitions or..?

Will Neymar put in non-shit performances in front of a British TV audience for the first time?

Have changed my mind, it is Hatem

Of course it was Marca

Ba is bigger than us now, remember. He'll have another big club lined up. This time they'll want to keep him for longer than 6 months.

The Spanish press making up stuff, ofc.

Jose is keeping and De Bruyne and Lukaku at Chelsea for next season.

Demba Ba, Leon Best, Peter Lovenkrands. Replaced by? Cisse and Gouffran.

No it isn't. Too thin.

The club should plaster images of him gambling all over the stadium, including the gallowgate roof Religious hypocrisy and contextualization. Oh joy.

No, it isn't. Silly.

Do they? I don't know.