Ishmael

Bendtner is miles better than Shola. Serious. I get what you were trying to do with the comparison, but please don't. Hell, even the comparison is inaccurate. Bendtner is far more consistent and far more determined than Shola. He's also twice the player on any given day.

wrap him in cotton wool please.

btw a massive ego is exactly what a striker needs. Just so full of self confidence; nothing will dent him. Remember his shocking display against Burnley? He only went and smashed a hat trick past Porto in the Champions League a few days latter. What a man.

Has a solid goal scoring record in the eeePL. Has Arsenal pedigree. Strong mentality. Can lead the line. Can play as a second striker. Perfect for us. Awesome. Too expensive. Wenger is a c***. Not awesome.

neither, sorry. btw, if it even looks like a remote possibility that we are even looking to inquire into his availability the thread is mine

I've decided that I really really really really want us to sign Bendtner. http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2008/12/23/1230027903260/bendtner-001.jpg Willing to hand write a desperate plea and deliver it to him by hand if any other forum members would care to lend their signature?

I might have inadvertently made that up?

9 in 10 days.

Will wait until there is an official announcement before proclaiming anything.

Brave.

Gosling

Word on the street

obsessed with the 9-1 :lol:

What if he becomes afraid because of this new knock?

He didn't seem to be afraid prior to this knock?

A disgrace if he isn't.

Here are the Midtable Flounderers http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p141/warren28/FantasyPL11-12.png

Which similarities make you think that Fabregas will go on to become an abject injury-ridden nightmare?

nasri and aguero to city today

This game is going to be super awesome Wish there was TV coverage.

New Bayern Munich goalkeeper Manuel Neuer has been given a less than warm welcome by a group of hardline fans who have now issued him with a 'code of conduct'. The Bayern Munich Ultras are furious that Neuer - a self-confessed fan of his former club Schalke - has joined the Bavarian outfit. The two sides have an intense rivalry which has been growing in recent years. The Germany goalkeeper was given a hostile reception during the first half of Bayern’s 15-0 win over Italian side Trentino at their training camp on Lake Garda last week. A banner read: “You can save as many balls as you like. We will never accept you in our shirt.” Neuer met with some hostile fans last Tuesday, but in a statement posted on their website on Thursday, the conglomeration of five fan groups said nothing had changed. "Manuel Neuer has said how he will behave towards us fans in future, but our opinion of him has not changed," said the statement. "During the meeting, we explained how he should behave towards us." And now German tabloid Bild claims to have seen the code of behaviour issued to Neuer. According to the paper, their five point code warns him he must never: 1) Sing fan chants on their megaphone (a tradition for popular players) 2) Kneel in front of the team and sing the "Humba" song 3) Approach the South stand (where the Bayern Ultras sit) 4) Throw his shirt into the crowd 5) Kiss the Bayern bade on his shirt The statement from the five groups, named by Bild as Beautiful People in Munich, Inferno Bavaria '01, Munich Maniacs '96, Red Alert and Munich's Red Pride, said: "If Manuel Neuer observes the rules of conduct and maintains a respectful distance (from us), there will be no more protests or organised demonstrations against him." Bayern coach Jupp Heynckes told Bild last week: "A minority group cannot demand that a player has to behave this way or that way. "In the past, I would have been up in arms about this, but today I just say if everyone behaves reasonably with each other, everything will be resolved."

Baby Drog

Was going to say, this only works if Ranger was made to doggy paddle his way across to Holland.

I'd rather go by ferry tbqh

and even there, it's not certain