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Hope Berahino gets an assist for that .

Such a Brazilian finish flip Ok, this is going to sound wanky, but I scored an identical goal years ago. It was a cup match against a lower division team and I was rested at LM. We were losing at half time and they brought me on at CF, and it was my first touch. I just strolled back to the halfway line like a boss. CSB, but I'm an old bastard now, so I'm allowed the occasional reminiscence.

What a fucking goal by Oscar.

Just saw the Janmaat tackle for the first time .

Yup, that's what he brings to the table.

The atmosphere sounds so bizarre.

He's admitted himself that he needs to improve his strength and is doing extra training. He's being played in the wrong position too. French football journos all said he's brilliant at roaming behind the forward, finding space and creating chances, but play him out wide and he'll offer nothing. That makes sense.

Great ball by Perez.

I have to say, I'm not sure what Cabella brings to the party. Is he really young? He has a nice touch, but is weak as fuck and doesn't seem especially fast with the ball.

I celebrated it! Hope you guys don't mind.

perfect goal for the game. Lovely build-up, then a shambolic finish.

Behave. That's a terrible dive . He lost conviction halfway down.

I think it's more likely that you've accepted that Liverpool are evil and must be destroyed.

Burn the heretic!

That's rough man, hang on in there. It's an interesting question, though, although I guess it's rare that people know what's coming. Did you come up with an answer?

I would happily accept ten more years of Pardew in exchange for a trophy That would take me up to 48. 10 years is a f***ing long time for a (poxy) League Cup tbh. Not happening anyway. Beat Spurs and you've got chelsea, Liverpool or Soton over 2 legs and then a final against another one of them at Wembley. We did well tonight, no arguments, but it doesn't even begin to paper over the cracks we'e all seen over the last 2 years. You'd be 48 but you'd have seen a trophy in your lifetime. How many nufc fans past, present, or future could claim that? I'd do it without a second thought. Would you rather have Pardew plus a fluked trophy or Keegan's trophy-less Entertainers? I wasn't around for the entertainers so I probably have no idea what I'm doing, but Pardew plus the fluked trophy all the way I don't even know what to say to this. Glory supporting might be more your thing if trophy's are all you care about. Winning a trophy is a fucking amazing feeling. Sorry, but it is.

Kane got a standing ovation. Sherwood comes from the Redknapp school of bullshit.

Me and Neesy top in the H2H. Wish I'd kept Sanchez as vice-captain though.

I grew up with Hoddle so, him. Languid, classy playmaker, preferably two-footed, capable of magic.

Hope not.

Brand was a slimy c*** even before he jumped on the 'football supporter' bandwagon ,supreme and utter t*** imo. Wasn't he a fan when he was a kid? Genuine question.

Because they smell.

They also had no real distractions. A relatively settled side, not many injuries, no Europe to worry about. Ideal situation.

f***ing hell Hope they phone him back up when they end up with one trophy. And newcastle fansa re deleuded for wanting something/anything better than Pardews turgid football. Weird that a Chelsea fan that has been going since he was 7 and is now 45 would come out with that s***. They were an awful side for a very, very long time. I remember one premieship game in the early days when they played Wimbledon infront of 4k. Outgrown the premier league my arse. Outspent the Premier League.

Last nights one? Yep, on a team with Daniel Norcross, the former voice of Test Match Sofa. Aye hadn't realised that was him...arrogance abounded on that team.... Love a bit of Only Connect and Victoria....David bloody Mitchell..... Dan Norcross...fuck me, he was at college with me at the same time as Vicky Coren. That's the first time I've heard his name mentioned since then - I didn't realize he was in the public eye at all.