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Aye was just about to say he got Jonas spot on

Have they got Wellbeck ? They'll get one of them no doubt, with Bruce's Manure connections. Pretty sure he was almost certain to go there, like it was agreed before their US tour. Infact, here: http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_6295783,00.html

Mackems can't get Cleverley if they get Welbeck.

That's basically the 2 formations that have been posted.

Tbf, looking back on his strikerate at Leeds is actually pretty shocking. He played right wing to be fair. I seem to remember him playing striker a lot of the time. Shit, can you imagine him trying to play RW nowadays?

Tbf, looking back on his strikerate at Leeds is actually pretty shocking.

Out of all our midfielders Guthrie is the one I have most faith in to be comfortable in the PL.

Useless footballer.

Hmm, I'd have still rather had somebody younger with a bit more pedigree. This is a Juve or Milan signing tbh.

Nolan who will be club captain is a certainty to be in the team.....guthrie just doesnt have it to cut it at prem level as we will find out Either does Nolan. Infact I have far more faith in Guthrie doing so than fatboy.

hard working, cheaper then Kuyt He's 29 and a downgrade though. The age of the squad is quite worrying tbh.

The year Milan won the CL he was probably best on the World, I think that was 07.

This, basically

My first thought was just some Mackem being sad with a fake Twitter account, but then realising that there was no Twitter account... Kezman you massive bumbaclart

Yeah I think it's just Kezman being a knob jockey.

iPod keyboard, Naff off

Mackem wind up. That's exactly what Darren Bent did on Twitter about his move to Sunderland.

Balotelli out, Giuseppe f**king Sculli in. Dear, oh dear.

Pretty gay if we let a player go that's pretty desperate to come here. I think this signing would be quite a big signal of intent aswell

That would be pretty shit.

He's a tosser.

The bit about FIFA giving them no backing is disgraceful like, but not at all surprising. FIFA are out their to make money for themselves and that's it.

Pretty sure his brother (the comedian) was on Soccer AM last year sporting a Pohnpei shirt.