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Debut goal for Chicharito. He looks a player, 5-1. EDIT: Looks offside, actually.

That was f'in brilliant.

2-1, nice header.

Pretty good player as well, been one of the most consistent in the league for years. Had to take a break for a "pot addiction" though. Yeah he looks good, although MLS prison has probably stopped him going abroad? God I love him even more. He's Grenadian, has mega dreadlocks and smokes pot. He's like the ultimate Caribbean stereotype.

This is quite a good game. Shalrie Joseph is one cool looking mofo.

Aye, arguably very good 'chequebook' manager though. Reckon he'd do well if he was in charge of City now. He had plenty of cash when he was at City, didn't he? Hmm, not to the levels they do now.

Aye, arguably very good 'chequebook' manager though. Reckon he'd do well if he was in charge of City now.

Aye, brilliant. Those bastards scored 2 crackers out of nowhere aswell. Emre vs Reading is still one of my favourite Newcastle goals.

I was excited when we signed him, because he had still been doing the business for Inter up until that point.

I loved Emre despite him being mind-numbingly inconsistent/frustrating.

Wish he'd hurry up and sign for somebody, either way.

Kone is an utter moron of a player irl

In Serie B atm, but played at a consistent level in Serie A for a bit. I don't know about his current quality, but I'd hasten to guess he'd be a class above League 1.

Didn't Owen get European Footballer of the Year at one stage? Surely that suggests he was 'World Class' for atleast a certain period of his career. Edit: It was the Ballon D'or. So basically a load of journalists thought he was the best player in the World, that must make him World Class, surely?

Asprilla was never World Class, surely?

I vaguely remember him for Empoli. Attacking midfielder, good passer and technique. Basically the archetypal European #10. Any reason ?

Wish more Europeans would do that. I got excited when Trezeguet was rumoured to Corinthians with Ronaldo and R. Carlos.

f*** off Dennis. He looks fab on Youtube aswell. All we need now is his CA and PA on FM.

Christ. Didn't Holloway say he wouldn't be signing Championship journeymen.

I played somebody on FIFA the other day and he tore me apart with Ben Arfa. Fast as fook, good dribbler and 5 star skill moves. Scout report complete

You on the French Marseille forum? I've been reading that on Google translator for the last week. They're really into romanticism when describing players, either that or the translator is churning out shite. They all seemed dissapointed to see him leave as in terms of natural talent they rate him very highly, just that Deschamps prefers more efficient methodical tactics. Tbh we need the opposite, we need somebody like this who can offer an unpredictability to our play.

FC Kobenhavn aren't playing tonight. Funnily enough, they are. EDIT: Full time actually.

Kanu left, no?

It's the way at no point Hughton has categorically squashed the rumour, in the same way he has with others.