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'Unrealistic' to expect our starting midfielder to not be shite at football.

Perez is the most naturally gifted player we've had after Ben Arfa in the last dreadful 7-8 years or so like. In terms of technique, skill, awareness he's fantastic. He's just physically puny. Amazing when you consider he wasn't even at a pro club for much of his youth and was playing on amateur pitches until Tenerife re-signed him. Spain are ridiculous.

Plus he's a Swiss bloke who looks like he's walked in off the set of a Cool Runnings sequel, which should be enough to have him ahead of the other options in itself.

5 year deal? Jesus cunting Christ. That's genuinely dodgy as fuck, Pardew securing his mate a wage until he's well into his 30s.

Can't stop giggling at those two sentences man, its as good as any goal Ben Arfa's scored if its true.

Just imagine Bruce's fat heed getting redder and redder while Hatem is just laughing at him man. :lol:

Remember this

The worst things we did this summer was give this bloke the #4 and make him a mainstay, and give Colo a new deal instead of buying a commanding CB alongside Mbemba. We get dominated in midfield and look disorganised and powderpuff in defence because of it. I know people also see LB as a major issue but full backs don't really matter. Success is built on the spine of the team and that's why we're shite.

Creasing at 'played a blinder' man

Nice copy from twitter. My modus operandi is to just copy stuff between the two mediums and hope nobody notices tbh

Remember when Pardew 'managed him well' and 'eased him in' by playing Ryan Taylor ahead of him on the wing

Aye and have a game in hand over the rest of the league.

Wouldn't want a player scoring Maradona-like wondergoals every week. die Pardew you cunt

Considering how badly Lyon and Marseille are doing there's a gap into the Champions League there for the taking.

Drugs are bad

He's a bit of a throwback like, shades of Shearer and Vieri.

Where's it gone wrong for him there? Dunno really. He's got no excuse to be struggling this much though, Sociedad have more than enough talent (especially in midfield) to be comfortably top half.

Moyes surely for the scrapheap soon. Doing rubbish at Sociedad. Probably go to Villa.

I'm not a fan or a hater. he made two great blocks though and slowed the game down when shouldn't in parts. people on here go way over the top with the hate . He's absolutely rank man.

Just did his best Ratko Mladic impression instead

Incredible how bad this cunt was considering we won 6-2

Stoke? Palace? Stoke was indeed 5-1, but against 9 men. 'Palace' you've invented in your head.

Newcastle 6-2 Everton (2002) Newcastle 6-1 Barnsley (2010) Newcastle 6-0 Aston Villa (2010) Just to show how rare this is

Wanted us to keep going and going. He wanted a 5th goal like. Outstanding display.