ponsaelius

Wait until he's at least joined first mate.

Just seen Hartlepool score from today. wat

Think we'll win

Buy some fucking defenders you fat fucking cunt

Fucking excellent half

See. He's shit

Lifelong Everton fan. Probably gonna go there.

every time

Can see him going to QPR or Stoke or something. It's situations like this where instead of dropping to a mid-level English club to finish his career, he'd be better off having the bravery to try a different country. Alas it rarely happens with English players though.

I'd put the chance at around 1% Not a signing I could ever see us going for.

why not, theres a steve edwards of dutch nationality at Breda. There's a Japanese guy playing in Holland called Robert Cullen too.

Next Collins John

The better he did at Barca the more he has been accused of simply having the easiest job in the world. It's a strange paradox. People want to say he was lucky for having the best player in the world, rather than even consider the crazy thought that he might have had something to do with Messi becoming the best player in the world (ever?) during his tenure.

'probably the best team the world has ever seen'. Well when Guardiola took over they weren't, they were the 3rd best team in Spain. 10 points behind Villarreal, only 3 ahead of Atletico and Sevilla. To imply that he deserves little credit in taking them from that position, rebuilding the team in his image and then going on to win 3 league titles, 2 CLs, 2 Copa del Reys and much more - while playing fantastic football - is pretty insane. Regardless of that he is surely fundamentally a good coach, as I suspect most are at a club that is bringing through exceptionally talented footballers on a regular basis.

Yeah, I mean it's certainly not possible that the club that produces exceptional footballers might also produce half decent coaches too.

Bloody hell, Shakira looks rough on that 2nd photo.

He's amazing. I liked this: Lee Craig Stewart - Juice Advert on Vimeo

In hunting up Lee Stewart I found his blog; N-O gets a mention : http://www.lcs.im/blog/sg-douchebag-nimreitz/

Lee Craig Stewart ‏@LeeCraigStewart Fergie: "#Newcastle, a wee club in the north-east!" - haha love it! https://www.facebook.com/v/429612620443871 …

I used to have him on Twitter, but he blocked me

Bit of an irrelevant point, but I think you're 3rd behind those two. edit: http://www.deloitte.com/view/en_GB/uk/industries/sportsbusinessgroup/sports/football/deloitte-football-money-league/d7b295aa0c415310VgnVCM1000001a56f00aRCRD.htm

Selling wantaway Ronaldo for £80 million distorts net spend figures shocker.

I'd usually think this is just another attempt for him to draw attention away from the incidents involving his players (RvP and Valencia) and onto him, but those comments are more childish and petty than anything he's said before.

Can't stop laughing at that. Denzel Butcher.