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No fucking way.

That's the best shoot-out I've ever seen.

Townsend: "Think Dr Evil... and smash the ball into the back of the net". What?

This is brilliant.

Nice camera angle, bell ends.

Exactly, bloke's a tit.

2 assists for Shearer.

He definitely, definitely is as well. Wonder what Butt's like at singing.

Dalglish sends shivers down your spine, unreal.

He made a right pig's ear of it.

Some smashing insight from Harrelson there.

Ramsey: "SHEARER. DONE".

Ace nutmeg from Zidane.

Yeah, it wasn't controversial because it wasn't a foul, but because it's Robbie's match whatever the fuck that means. Robbie's the one behind SoccerAid and the one arranging it IIRC. Fair enough but that doesn't give him carte blanche to do whatever the fuck he wants on the pitch.

Yeah, it wasn't controversial because it wasn't a foul, but because it's Robbie's match whatever the fuck that means.

Everything that comes out of his mouth is scripted. Same as when he's commentating on real football. Definitely. Just a shame because there'll have been countless people thinking of giving a fiver for a Malaria net, heard his voice and thought "fuck it".

Tyldsley ruins the whole occasion just by being alive. Nice one Tyldsley.

Remember this? (If that counts as a football clip I'm really sorry).

Larsson in central defence and Figo on the bench, Kenny's lost it.

Theakston.

We did that at my work a few years ago - our team got Czech Republic so I made a massive banner saying 'CZECH CZECH CZECH... CZECH IT OUT!' a la Beastie Boys.

8? Does this make the score Parky 765 Benitez 10? Or is that too logical a leap?

I detest The Sun but it's right mind, group's a piece of piss.

Agree, defo. http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/9917/philbrownhubcap.jpg