Interpolic

This.

Oh right, aye! I've only just got my stream sorted, hadn't been following it!

Wtf happened?

Class. Got money on Cardiff/Inter/Elche/Helsingborgs @ 11/1. Also Chopra and Adam both to score @8/1.

New girl behind the counter at my gym is a sweet-ass honey bee. Filthy looking. I'd like to pop a little something into her suggestion box. Just realised I went the whole day with my pants on over my trousers. I'd feel like a superhero - if they weren't caked in my own shit. I've been singing 'Somewhere Over The Rainbow' all morning. But changing the words "the rainbow" to "my bellend". Hilarious stuff. Fuck it - I'm getting my nose pierced. Mother is getting vaginal reconstructive surgery today, so I have to look after her dog, Gerald. He's a complete wanker. Smug as fuck. I lost it. Shaved "I'm a canine cunt" into Gerald's coat & locked him in the larder. I'm away to the garage to get a Drifter and cool down. I love this thing.

It is technically against the law I think, yes. But if unsubscribing is a manual process at their end (rather than an automated one) then it might have slipped through the net or they might be really lax about that sort of thing. Not much of an excuse but it happens. If you're that arsed then send them a short email and it should do the trick.

Stifler, I'd not even have said owt if you hadn't mentioned that bloody thing literally dozens of times. Enough star collar talk to suggest you're on the star collar dollar somewhere along the line or something. FWIW I think it's absolutely wank, sorry. Totally pointless. Not literally - it's got points aplenty but I'm not really of the opinion that someone's suddenly discovered a brilliant new idea for a collar, i.e. cut a couple of triangles out of a V-neck.

Prove what? That I watched some porn in the name of NUFC research?

Same, swap the collar for a star collar and bingo, that would be the best shirt we would of had in the modern era. Did you just say star collar, Stifler? Again, ffs?

Did some 'research'. Pure BOBFOC.

Holy fuck. Can you do that with accys? I might put a 10-way Inter/Inter/Inter/Inter/etc accy on for Saturday. This is class! Only joking, sorry. I know what you're talking about.

It was nice knowing you, Hombre. Wallsend Online?

Make the most of it while you can lads and lasses, forum will most likely be shut before the night's out. Great goal though.

Yes, that would be quite helpful.

Jonas's vs Peterborough was my favourite, partly because I was there (only got to about 5 games last year) and partly because I couldn't believe he'd ran half the length of the pitch and put the ball in the back of the net. I thought it was quite funny how he went off injured ten minutes later, cue the theories that he went off because he was in shock.

Same here, it's got a few nifty little features.

What happens if I bet on Pedro FGS? Since the 1st goal was an O.G. and he scored the 2nd? Don't get me wrong, I need Barca to win 6-1 n'all like.

I've got Molde, Rosenborg, Viking, Start, Stromsgodset, Porto, Barca, Real Madrid, Valencia. It'll never come off but sod it. Also got Barca 6-1 with Pedro FGS, and Pedro & Messi both to score.

"Just in case you wanted a quiz question for the pub tonight..." Erm no, Tyldsley. "Areet Dave, here's one for you - in which FA Cup final were 2 penalties missed?" "The one today you freak".

Why do they keep doing that crowd close-up? Looks like something from Harry Enfield and Chums.

Come on!

Wow, you creep.

Kalou. Brilliant.