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Would you take 4-3 England if you were offered it now? Not a chance. I think you should consider it to be honest, it's a good offer.

Would you take 4-3 England if you were offered it now?

That's what I'm saying, less than 4 clear goals and I'm a bit fucked off tbh.

This is the exact attitude I want England to have tomorrow. I think that would work out really well for us. I think it's bloody generous actually. What the hell are people thinking here? It's the Americans! In a sport in which the majority of players can't use their hands! Jesus. 7-0 if they're lucky.

Gonna be fuckin narly.

Damn, it's really less than 24 hours away. Guaranteed to be a s*** 0-0 draw. We all know that, right? No. That bomb that you guys keep singing about is gonna burst big time. I believe in Tim Howard. I see the refs have learned English swearwords to counter Rooney's petulance.....where does this leave Tim Howard? That was quite good actually. Haven't seen much of his antics in the PL tbh. You make it sound a rarity. Howard curses at his defenders. Rooney tells the ref to "fuck off" every week. Hopefully he gets sent off. Would be the only way your goal difference ain't -6 tomorrow evening, partner. (Fuck this, man. Pedro is underrated).

Doesn't even make sense when you put it in realistic order, silly English. Clutching at straws, Norway.

No cause he's a fat cunt. Righteo, 5-2 it is then.

Is it not 5-3 or 5-4 or something now Benitez has managed to get £6m and the Inter job?

My mate Jimmy flew out this morning, will be at the England game tomorrow and has tickets to another 16 games including both semi finals. Tosser. 16 games, what an arsehole. I'm going right off the kid tbh.

Fox attack. I thought it was fucking real until I saw that. It is a fake right? Oh it'll be real, alright.

It is actually really, really good.

Fox attack. Free flag, free £1 bet, free Doritos.

My mate from work is actually at that Argentina - Nigeria game tomorrow, lucky fucker. He also got tickets for the quarter final that England will potentially be in if all goes well.

Yawn yawn yawn.

Kuyt? Eh?! He's ugly as f***! He's hot man. Looks like your brother. Wtf, you absolute wankers.

Fuckin Doc Emmet Brown over here accusing us of bullshitting, getting a bit ridiculous like.

Aye, there was a full page advert in the Standard or whatever on the day the squad numbers were released. Never had a proper look - that's pretty cool how the Boyza's on there.

I'll take that as a yes. Nar, it's the first ever N-O gangbang on May 9th.

He's fucking Quackers alright, he reckons he's went forward in time!

Absolutely, they're a bit Windowlicker like. Imagine how Nolan's going to look.

Like this, but in black and white apparently... (NSFW)

Aye, we're just using black and white body paint every game until then. Shambles.

Ah ffs, so we're not wearing it until the last game of next season now? This is well shit.