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I used to work for the DSA and I've never heard of owt like this like.

Scab! FWIW I didn't buy anything!! I was taking the piss - I meant Taylor was a scab.

I'm on a canny little run atm like. As you'll have gathered I'm absolutely wank at betting but I set up a SkyBet account about a week ago with a £20 deposit and the balance stands at about £105 now. Will have to be careful not to fritter it away like I did with my bet365 account.

A couple of quid on Robben FGS at 5/1.

How do you explain this then? http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/08/22/article-1208336-06250087000005DC-866_468x630.jpg 22nd August 2009, Selhurst Park. He'd just scored a screamer n'all.

Scab!

Don't really fancy owt tonight. Was considering a Bayern/Hull-Villa draw double at 9/2 but I'm not confident enough with it to make it worth my while.

I think I'm going to put £5-10 on Wilsa Krakow, Ruch Chorzow (both Polish league) and Debrecan (Hungarian league): 12/5. They're 17.45 and 18.00 kick-offs and look very promising going by the league tables, although I know fuck-all about either league. Ended up whacking a tenner on the above, £34 return. Ruch Chorzow put me through the mill like, they were 2-1 down to the bottom side after 83 minutes! Put £2 on a draw double (Scunthorpe-Reading / Inter-Barca) at 10/1. Also did a few FGS bets on Inter-Barca (Eto'o, Pandev, Sneijder and Pedro). Woo mint, Pedro scores, that was 8/1.

I think I'm going to put £5-10 on Wilsa Krakow, Ruch Chorzow (both Polish league) and Debrecan (Hungarian league): 12/5. They're 17.45 and 18.00 kick-offs and look very promising going by the league tables, although I know fuck-all about either league.

It's really well written, very funny.

Will somebody please start a thread with a poll?

It's like you've went "tonight Matthew, I'm going to be Minister Babatunde".

Absolutely delighted. Fair play to the lads and Hughton in particular - I held little faith before the season kicked off but they've convinced me more and more as the season's gone on. It was a few of the scrappy away wins before Christmas that made me think we could do it. Well done players, staff and fans - let's kick on from here and get some more of our pride back.

On the left in the Toon top man. Its a lass. Could go either way this, imo.

£2 paid out £59.22, my first win in a fucking age.

Howay man Sporting you fucks.

Alreet Leggett, calm doon. Wtf? Aye, wtf?

I can't. I think it's only if you are outside the UK. Unless somebody can tell me different. im outside the UK, so that might be correct! Yeah, bet365's just outside UK.

Put a couple of accys on: Liverpool, Newcastle, Mallorca, Reginna, Sporting Lisbon, Partick/Raith Rovers draw. Crotone, Caen, Newcastle, Mallorca. A few on our match: Carroll and Nolan to both score (11/2). Carroll hatrick (33/1). Carroll first goal and 3-1 (40/1). Nolan first goal and 4-2 (200/1).

Imagine a Garth Crooks and Clem dream team.

They're light years ahead of us atm whether they get 4th or not. Know what you're saying though.

:lol:

How is that relevant to the story? I read it in a Karl Pilkington voice. "Little Indian fella..."