Interpolic

Brilliant storytelling

They'll be gutted their journalistic integrity is in doubt, with it not happening this week.

It's not even December yet, lads.

Says the Englishman

Vast majority of his feed is him plugging gig tickets, stuff off Amazon etc. Presumably he gets paid for this somehow?

Best hatrick I've seen for ages from Eriksen.

Yeah it's disappointing Italy aren't there, will feel weird without them. On paper they've got some good players I'd have liked to have seen play as well, not sure what's gone wrong there.

Can't even get the phrase "good things come to those who wait" right, thick as mince.

Me and my brothers were kicking a football around an airport that summer, don't think people were very impressed.

7-1

Sackless bore. Some of these callups ahead of our 2 are insane.

Buffon Cannavaro Davids Totti Batistuta

That was a very unexpected plot twist.

Jesus Christ. Hall of Lame more like.

David Moyes in being David Moyes fan shocker

Didn't realise that last bit.

Chelsea did it a couple of times in the late 90s resulting in short term success (trophies with Gullit and Vialli). Shame you never see player managers at the top level anymore, it was a laugh.

http://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2017/11/08/cenk-tosun-happy-at-besiktas-despite-newcastle-united-links/ Boom.

How the fuck do they keep getting jobs, man? Foreign managers deserve a chance at both those clubs imo.

Think Disco's made the whole thing up tbh.

No news about his scan?

The Dildo Brothers should stick to dildo's like.