Interpolic

He'll have aged another ten years this evening.

Lowest was around 3k for Wimbledon vs Everton in 1993 according to this: http://www.kgbanswers.co.uk/lowest-ever-premiership-attendance/3345406

Swindon's is only 15k or so these days, not sure what it was when they were in the Premier League.

Some right shite being talked on here by callers and both presenters.

Clever.

Excuse me?! Haha no I have tried to type "boycott" (see?) on their wall and in the comments, just wondering where people have seen this?

"What do you want me to do about it?" Him and Pardew are 2 peas in a pod.

Although I've tried it and seem to have no bother?!

It's not as bad as is made out, he always misses a few games a season but he played 28-47 over the last 5 seasons. A collapsed lung is apparently well known for being an injury that comes back, mind.

Almost certainly takes the criticism so personally because he fancies himself as some geordie hardnut street fighter type.

We did it with James Bond, best suggestions that I recall were Michael Jackson, Fatman Scoop and Michelle Pfeiffer.

Yoan Gouffran as a defensive winger.

SHIT JUST GOT REALLLL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Costel Pantilimon as a water carrier.

Sorry, alleged nonces.

They stand by their nonces mate, deal with it.

Just remembered when he wanted to sign Darren Bent for us as a trequarista.

Massively but he's obviously too much of an arse-kisser to kick up a fuss about anything. Makes Pardew look like Che Guevara.

I'm not being funny like but he has genuinely had terrible luck with injuries and suspensions. Not quite Roeder levels but it's been pretty bad. As manager he carries the can for fitness and discipline though.

Because during the 34th minute it's going to be impossible for 11 highly paid professional athletes to perform amidst a protest that isn't remotely directed at them. That leaves us with 89 normal time minutes.

FUCKING CUNT