Interpolic

People would relocate to the Fight thread in seconds.

Probably for the sake of competition for places. I know, I know. Morons.

Fabricio Coloccini: Not good enough to control his wife yet good enough to shag my wife yet good enough to captain Newcastle yet good enough to manage Newcastle.

wat Otherwise known as "never names the right starting 11 and the stats are warped because his team never score in the first half an hour of a game".

Skyped my Palace supporting mate this afternoon saying simply "areet mate!" after ages not being in touch. Still heard nowt back. Gather he's gutted as he responded to my "Please, please, please, please, please, please..." Faceys post from yesterday with "Please no! Love Crystal Palace FC". Poor fucker heard me slag the dopey cunt off daily for the 2 years we worked together until recently, probably sat with his head in his hands while his mates are all ecstatic.

Froggy, don't try to spoil our celebration. Genuine question there. I'm delighted for you all to be honest. This finally makes up for me never having read Harry Potter in my childhood.

Looks like a tranny there like.

Mike's believed since an hour after he told everyone else to shut the fuck up and calm the fuck down.

Just heard fireworks going off outside. Never laughed out loud so embarrassingly in my own front room at a post for ages.

And look at him now, he's never looked back.

Got too excited and necked a bottle of bleach.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/scotland/30620468 Nice.

taylor

PLUS COMPENSATION. Imagine the garbage man leaving 200 bucks in your mailbox after hauling your trash away. Madness. And other fans telling us how great he's been here. We have the added bonus of them definitely being wrong and being able to watch their opinions change as our's did. It'll be actual satire, Michael. The dream has to be Pardew having his usual decent start before everyone realises what a gobshite he is, ditching Palace for England, then

ATM I'm just delighted I never have to see his face next to our club badge, or have to listen to him talk about my club. I've no doubt the next appointment will be underwhelming but I'm so very glad to finally be rid of this utter snake. Well summed up, Yorkie.

I'd be interested to see Sissoko when he's not deployed as a Forest Gump battering ram with 1 player ahead of him at most, as he has been a lot of the time he's been here.

God Almighty man, as if the useless cunt is getting portrayed as hard done to. Don't care, don't care - geeeeeeeeeeeeeet innnnnnn.

Surprise fucking surprise!

They'll think we're thick man, it's class. They'll soon find out. I suppose in their position I'd be lying to myself too. Do think they might be OK this year but he will monumentally fuck off the entire fanbase at some point. Like he has wherever he's been, the arrogant shitcunt.

Honestly feel like we're in the fucking Truman Show at times.

Just had word Bimpy is to return on Pardews departure. How you feeling now mate? Who the fuck is your source m8?

Agree with that and will say it to my Palace-supporting mate with a face. It does usually take Pardew a little while to completely fuck things.

Think it's starting to sink in here, have gone from feeling really down about being back at work and a number of other things to almost euphoric. Within minutes.