Interpolic

Sorry, ish.

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The difference is that not many people from Newcastle get a platform to come out with such bollocks. Not that I'd want them to, but it's unbalanced and annoying.

Getting switched off now, listened for half an hour and everyone but BG was a complete moron. What a baffling 30 minutes.

Big Geordie.

It's pretty outrageous the amount of ill-informed abuse Newcastle gets in mainstream media like, especially since it's really quite a nice city and there are many, many worse.

"Could ANYONE have done a better job than Pardew has?" Andrew - "NAH!"

Ba-bye Andrew, die in a fire!

"Been hounded out by the bedsheet brigade and the keyboard warriors, apparently his family don't feel safe going to the game" Fuck off you absolute flid.

What !?!?! Caller said that, while muttering something about managers needing to have full control over transfers. If that had happened we'd be in League One by now.

"Alan Pardew's been there for 4 years now, and he's never had a fair crack of the whip" :lol: Who are these people?

Total Sport saying NUFC will look "far and wide" rather than focusing specifically on Ashley's football contacts as previously, whatever that means.

Only just saw him say Pardew was our best manager since Sir Bobby Saw him say earlier that Pardew is a better manager than McClaren, and that there is no logic in going to Eddie Howe. He is actually clueless. This was my personal favourite: Umar Farooq @umaronline @ToonBano I agree completely - but season we finished 5th was down to Pardew mate (Ba, Cabaye etc. not here under CH). Was class that day when Pards had an epiphany and decided to buy loads of class players that weren't very well known.

It does seem to have dragged on a bit, maybe Palace don't like what he's told them. If he's fucked this up with his mouth I'll fucking kill him.

They are indeed and I'd be inclined to as well to an extent, the daft cliches about our fanbase within just 10 or so posts there are numerous though mind.

Hope you enjoy the match and we win, quite an interesting one for you to pick in the end.

It wasn't polic, not that I disagree with what you're saying. Thought it was one of polics little trickster gaggs. Oh right, one of them. Always doing them, me. All I did was laugh! I didn't believe it for a second like, been stung too many times by similar.

People would relocate to the Fight thread in seconds.

Probably for the sake of competition for places. I know, I know. Morons.

Fabricio Coloccini: Not good enough to control his wife yet good enough to shag my wife yet good enough to captain Newcastle yet good enough to manage Newcastle.

wat Otherwise known as "never names the right starting 11 and the stats are warped because his team never score in the first half an hour of a game".

Skyped my Palace supporting mate this afternoon saying simply "areet mate!" after ages not being in touch. Still heard nowt back. Gather he's gutted as he responded to my "Please, please, please, please, please, please..." Faceys post from yesterday with "Please no! Love Crystal Palace FC". Poor fucker heard me slag the dopey cunt off daily for the 2 years we worked together until recently, probably sat with his head in his hands while his mates are all ecstatic.

Froggy, don't try to spoil our celebration. Genuine question there. I'm delighted for you all to be honest. This finally makes up for me never having read Harry Potter in my childhood.