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Will do. My beard's fucking massive at the minute so you can't really miss me either.

Ayew for real?

Fucking pervert.

You will have the first 45 mins to drink too based on 99% of our games so far An excellent point and one that I will raise with my match-going companion.

I think we'll get beat as well tbh. Bit devo'ed I'll only have an hour or so's drinking time before going into the ground.

Because he was very good at everything. Created loads, scored loads and frequently excelled himself in the big games. I hope the Chelsea comment is an wayward attempt at humour, like. I'd happily see Stamford Bridge burn to the ground with Mourinho and Abramovich locked inside. Fair enough. "Wayward attempt at humour" FFS.

I don't see why Drogba gets a look-in amongst that company to be honest, besides your Chelsea obsession.

Hasn't been enough graft the last 3 games when they've beat us. Always had more graft than them the 15 years before that when we generally always beat them. All about graft.

I posted it ages ago and was told I had missed the boat by a long while. Think the majority of people have just cottoned on to it, which often happens tbf.

Great stuff.

Yep, they wanted it prime time with Des but all the X-factor nuggets kicked off. It ended up being a total mess even when it was moved to a later slot, due to all the adverts between footage and then pundits talking. It was bloody awful. Loved Des Lynam, just reading his Wiki now:

This better not happen.

He'll be pleased for the recognition. Just used to come out with random football bollocks with varying degrees of sense and success. He realised he was having a piss next to Shola in Jesmond once, finished pissing then went "Areet Shola. I'm just off to get a Milner burger". Shola understandably looked fairly perplexed.

Incredible that we've never scored more than 1 against them in the 7 times we've faced them under Pardew. So bad.

:lol:

Semi final is two legs... Keep forgetting. Mostly since we've never been close to one in my time as a Newcastle supporter.. Our League Cup record is beyond bad like, we've never got beyond the quarters in my whole time supporting the club.

Was it derby day or Liverpool meltdown that led to the epic prontonise post(s) Derby day last year, borini screamer. Never laughed so much at something on here.

You not seen the overhead kick that I shared yet, man. Absolutely unreal. https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=653707694746909&set=vb.615532161897796&type=2&theater Aye I did, that's what made me look at the related videos. Some great stuff on there.

Aye I'm going. No idea what to expect really, if pushed for an answer I'd probably say we'll get beat by a goal or 2 without much to argue about.

Was having a dispute with someone the other day who maintained it was the right decision based on Routledge being "terrible for us". Also Cabella has done nothing this season which means dropping him is always justified. What does Gouffran do? At least he grafts, he's becoming a scapegoat unfairly. Does my head in.

Definitely heard he was on 4 before the game.

Reads like a SEMTEX wank update.

My mate used to sing "Are Villa getting the best, the best, the best of Aaron Hughes" whenever Best Of You by Foo Fighters came on. Aaron was doing a canny lot of benchwarming at Villa at the time, although it never developed into a full conversation about his merits with anyone.

No chance am I reading that again but just glanced at the last sentence, fucking hilarious. Welcome home ffs.